Banned Because?

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    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Banned because Steven is not wearing a bikini right now. He only does that on Sundays, after church!

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      Stevennix2001posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for telling everyone my secret. tongue lol

  2. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 12 years ago

    Banned for not having your secret being: that you are a superhero.

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      banned for never taking of your hat altho always appearing to be just about to take it off!

  3. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 12 years ago

    Banned because that made me laugh too hard.

  4. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned becuz I made you laugh!

    1. Pcunix profile image92
      Pcunixposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because that's a silly reason to ban someone.

  5. barryrutherford profile image74
    barryrutherfordposted 12 years ago

    Banned for pointing it out

    1. Pcunix profile image92
      Pcunixposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for folding your arms and laughing.

      1. Reality Bytes profile image75
        Reality Bytesposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for coming to terms with Reality.  lol

        1. paradigmsearch profile image59
          paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for untrimmed beak.

          1. WD Curry 111 profile image56
            WD Curry 111posted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for insulting remarks about avatar appearance.

            1. mega1 profile image79
              mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

              banned becuz "what else is there to do?"

  6. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 12 years ago

    Banned because you do not have 100 hubs, only 99.

  7. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for drawing my attention to lack of one hub - I need one hub!

  8. Joy56 profile image68
    Joy56posted 12 years ago

    banned for being so indecisive....

  9. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for trying to spread joy!  er, um.  well, you know what I meant!  lol

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    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Banned for funny posture!

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    recommend1posted 12 years ago

    Banned for still keeping this thread going and going past the magic 666 and a bit while I was actually banned!

  12. Joy56 profile image68
    Joy56posted 12 years ago

    banned for being banned... May i ask why?????

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    recommend1posted 12 years ago

    Banned for even asking big_smile   you want me to get into more trouble by repeating what I called the dimwit ?

  14. natures47friend profile image69
    natures47friendposted 12 years ago

    Banned for dropping bread jam side down on you bosses keyboard!

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    recommend1posted 12 years ago

    Banned for re-defining sticky keys !

  16. Joy56 profile image68
    Joy56posted 12 years ago

    banned for being so smart..........

  17. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years ago

    banned because i agree the panda is smart.  ...read something about panda poo being sold for an outrageous amount of money - it's used as an ingredient in tea!  Panda is rich!  and all he has to do is eat and poo!

  18. Joy56 profile image68
    Joy56posted 12 years ago

    banned for talking about such things as poo on this thread.......... shame on you

  19. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for making a "poo" rule

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    Stevennix2001posted 12 years ago

    Banned for still wearing that spider-woman outfit way too well. wink  lol

  21. 2uesday profile image65
    2uesdayposted 12 years ago

    Banned because reading your post made me read back to see why you said that.

  22. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for complaining about reading

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    recommend1posted 12 years ago

    Banned for ignoring the delights of poo in this thread

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      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for talking trash about Winnie the Poo... He's supposed to be your friend! lol

  24. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for deliberately misconstruing the Panda's words about poo - and for continuing to discuss poo when it is a dead subject

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    Stevennix2001posted 12 years ago

    Your all banned for tarnishing Winnie the Pooh's good name. tongue

  26. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 12 years ago

    Banned for bungie jumping off a skyscraper. I would imagine that would be what the kitten in the picture would do.

  27. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for imagining what a kitten would do! lol

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      prettydarkhorseposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      banned for the sexy costume..

  28. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 12 years ago

    Banned for mentioning the costume again, when other people have also pointed it out.

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      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because I'm at work and I should really be at home sleeping.

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        mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

        banned becuz you're trying to be a slacker - get back to work!! smile

  29. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 12 years ago

    Banned because you're a slave driver! smile

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    recommend1posted 12 years ago

    Banned because I have just got up, its raining and I have to go to get both top and bottom teeth one side ground down for caps and bridges !

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    Stevennix2001posted 12 years ago

    banned for being a panda!

  32. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for being a kitten!

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    Stevennix2001posted 12 years ago

    banned for hating on kitties. tongue

  34. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    ok, then, banned for hating on pandas! smile

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    Stevennix2001posted 12 years ago

    Banned for hating on my hating on the panda!

  36. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 12 years ago

    Banned for using a wordy sentance. Although, I do give you kudos.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    http://www.cocacolla.it/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/coco-desk.gif

    for being cool!

  38. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for all the sexy poses and trying to monopolize all the men hubber folks!

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      banned for exposing my strategies!!!!!!!! lol

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

        banned for being so obvious!

  39. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 12 years ago

    Banned for thinking that the men hubbers could be monopolized! lol.

  40. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned becuz you don't know that when Kim enters a thread all the men talk only to her! sad

    1. Pcunix profile image92
      Pcunixposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for accusing us of being only interested in sex!

      (we  like money and beer too)

  41. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned becuz  AHA!  it's just as I thought, men aren't really interested in women - just sex, beer, money (and sports!)  lol

  42. DIYweddingplanner profile image77
    DIYweddingplannerposted 12 years ago

    Banned for continuing this thread without me...especially with all the sex and alcohol talk!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    banned for not demanding more sex talk against kimberly [tramp]

  44. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for being slutty without a permit  lol

  45. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    I'm banning all of you for not showing up here sooner!

  46. 2uesday profile image65
    2uesdayposted 12 years ago

    I'm banning you because you must be tired of hanging about in here.

  47. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for 2 little 2 late!  smile  and I am tired of hanging about , not only here, but everywhere!  lol

  48. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned again for nobody wanting to come ban me!

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    recommend1posted 12 years ago

    Banned for dragging me out of retiremnt to play just cos nobody else will !

  50. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for assuming I need to play!  I need advise:  here's the problem - someone near me leaves me notes - snide, questioning, notes that are like attacks about how I do my job.  This person avoids me otherwise and won't ask me about things or talk to me at all!  So I don't have any way of responding (unless I was to leave him notes - and that would have to be on his truck or something - which I refuse to do, becuz I think its juvenile and stupid) It is cowardly and bullying for him to do this - I know he just wants to snipe and run and upset me.  I don't know what to do!  You, of all people should be able to tell me what I can do about this!

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      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Next time he leaves you a note on your car just answer back on the same paper. Write something like "grow up!" or "get a life" or if you want to be polite just write "I think your child dropped this!" And leave the note on his car.

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        klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        And if he continues leaving you notes, star collecting them and when you have 20 or 30 make a paper quilt over his car's front window and make sure to use lots of doublesided tape to keep it in place and get his fingers all sticky! Yeah!!! big_smile

        1. agentmomo profile image65
          agentmomoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not continuing the banning on a banning thread!

          1. mega1 profile image79
            mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

            banned for waiting for us to ban you so long!

            1. agentmomo profile image65
              agentmomoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

              Banned for waiting so long to ban me!

        2. mega1 profile image79
          mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          sounds good, but I'm way too lazy to do that.  I am ignoring him.  I think that is the best strategy - against 3rd grade boy-types you just ignore their stupidity and they lose interest.  That's what I'm gonna do.  But, man he's a real stinker.

      2. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

        I like "I think your child dropped this"  oh - yeah, he doesn't have a child!  haha

 
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