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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   Panda, you're banned for thinking Denise is acting in a not-very-clever way
   
   Denise, you're banned for assuming I'll be able to find your 5K hub out among the 131 hubs you've written. Email it to me!

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned for hotness
      
      not permitted here on hubpages
      
      team please take note

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      Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        No WAY Klara--you just pop your pretty little head over to my profile and you will find it sitting in full view!      I know you can do it....hee hee

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         klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for thinking I have a pretty little head! When I pop my head out the window, guess what you get? AN ECLIPSE! That's right! I'll look for it though...

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   Banned for snitching on fellow hubbers!

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   Banned because this thread is lacking ever since Megan went to drink herself away down in Margaritaville!

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   Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

   Banned for revealing Megan's secrets

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      recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for banning Megan revealing herself, the more revealing the better - especially those projectile vomiting wedding shots

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   gamergirlposted 13 years ago

   Banned for having a head that pops.. cleanup on isle 3!

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      My head ain't popping or pooping y'all! 'Kay????
      My head is right where it's supposed to be... now get your banned a**e* to continue banning, you slacking hubbers!!!
      
      Sorry, Laura... that's not for you... that was for that little furry animal and the pink-haired gamer. You and I, Laura? We cool!

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   recommend1posted 13 years ago

   Banned for saying that Klara has a head that poops !!   even though she did totally ignore me and comment the thread above just because it was all about her

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   Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

   Banned for feeling left out in the cold - I thought that was where Pandas were most comfortable!

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   
   
   MEGAN! THIS THREAD IS DYING WITHOUT YOU!!!

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   Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

   banned for being such a cry baby!

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    gamergirlposted 13 years ago

    Banned for not consoling the crying baby!

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    awareposted 13 years ago

    banned for baby stepping .

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       And YOU  !!!   did you know that your John Thomas, or Winkie, or dong, or whatever you like to call the master of all your thinking, here in China is called your xiao ji ji - or your little brother !!!

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for not letting your baby stand on its own two feet.

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for not eating the baby before it gets to uni and really starts  costing loads a money !

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for reminding us that Pandas are carniverous and should not be treated as pets

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for ignoring me just so that other hubbers still think you are a cute little pet Panda

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for claiming I ignored you when I clearly responded to your previous response.  However you can ban for that now because I am going to bed now and will definately ignore you until tomorrow night (here) at least !.

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    awareposted 13 years ago

    banned for calling  woman baby to much

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for going to bed at 8 pm on a Friday night!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    banned for not noticing the thread I just opened to offer "the clean life" your condolences. I'd hate for it to go unnoticed.

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    I can't ban you for any other good reason than for being such a caring person. Thank you for directing me to the other thread. We sit and play games whilst other people have to tend with such traumatic experiences.

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       thomasgriffenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned for banning someone so politely...

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for assuming that a banning has to be rude and abrupt!

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned !  short and rude enough ?

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being funny and laughing at your own joke!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for not laughing at the joke of a silly panda

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for calling panda silly instead of funny- which panda is!

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for standing on the side of the treacherous Panda !  anyway without the silly how else could a Panda be funny ?

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for not knowing the difference between silly and funny. Google it if you disagree that there is a difference.

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for Panda-hair splitting !

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for having two coats of hair which makes it a mammoth task for people like me who split hairs!

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for mentioning an extinct species in the same breath with a Panda  !!!

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    billabongbobposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being a Panda on a forum

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    Jared Zane Kessieposted 13 years ago

    Banned for stripping down naked, covering yourself in molasses, rolling around in grass clippings and then making fun of the lawn mower.

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Jared, you're BANNED! Billabongbob would never do such a thing!

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       billabongbobposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Thank you for defending my honour klarawieck, greatly appreciated.
       
       recommend1 and Jared Zane Kessie, where do you get your ideas from? The gutter??
       
       Mind you I have been known to go there myself from time to time, so I shouldn't be a hypocrite.  But to say such things about a lady on a public forum, tut tut!!! hehehe
       
       
       So recommend1 and Jared are banned for being rude about a lady in public....Shame on you

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          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for claiming to be a lady !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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             billabongbobposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for suggesting that I'm not!!! How dare you assume such a thing lol

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                recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for assuming that I made assumptions when the natural assumption would be that I was merely claiming said assumption !

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                   billabongbobposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   By claiming said assumption, makes the natural assumption that I should still ban you for doing quite so much unprovoked assuming.

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                      recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for turning a simple set of assumptions into one presumption

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          bbnixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for hiding in labyrinth

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             recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for suggesting that bongbong bob is a Minotaur

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                klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Who the hell is bongbong!!! BANNED!

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Klara you are banned because of course billabongbob would do such a thing, what else is there to do ?

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    bbnixposted 13 years ago

    recommend1 banned for teasing hubbers with tongue

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    bbnix - Banned for having a hard red head

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    Banned for being a panda!

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned bonehead !!!!      I take it that your avatar is a skull with a number 2 stamped on its noggin ?

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned for changing your avatar while I was away!

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    justmyopiniontooposted 13 years ago

    Banned for your avatar being too sexy

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for confusing me about your avatar - which one are you ?

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          billabongbobposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for possibly being mean to a dairy cow

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             recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for thinking I was only possibly being mean to an animal, I am definately mean to everyone of any race, colour or species !!

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                billabongbobposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for being a Fascist Dictator!!!

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                   recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for accusing me of dictating when I write all my own stuff !!

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                      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      banned for being on the cover of a magazine   (somwhere.  I don't know.  I must have just made that up!)

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                   mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   banned for bringing up fascism

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned for making a clever comment in a sandpit forum.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for not missing me enough

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Oh MEGAN! We MISSED you! Look back and you'll see we've cried for you, while drinking cheap wine and listening to Richard Marx's "Right Here Waiting for You"
       
       I am so happy to see you!

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          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not banning Megan and for over-emotive expression and for not banning her for multiple bannings just to prove she is back !
          
          BTW - Megan - you owe some wedding and vomit pics as compensation for your absence !

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for wanting to see some revolting pics of a damsel in distress!

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for not backing a legitimate demand by a fully paid up member of this thread

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for considering yourself in a position to demand anything!

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for sneaking a look at my position !!!    If you want lessons just send a plain brown self-addressed envelope and twenty dollars !!

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for trying to scam me out of twenty dollars. We all know that pandas only have one position!

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for peeking !!!   and for thinking that a Panda would scam anyone, ok then, 15 dollars

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for selling yourself so cheap! You could have asked for twenty!

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    Banned for suggesting $20 and not $50!

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banning everyone who is trying to get more money out of me!

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for not paying the Panda perfectly permissable pre-mittance

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    You are banned for being so demanding.  I would post pictures of the wedding - the famous wedding - but  I am too
    
    
    
    the family might have my azZ for it, finding themselves all over the web like that.  The scene was fabulous, everything was perfect, went off without a hitch, except they did get hitched and it was spectacular but I have been forbidden to release any of the precious views of them except to family and friends.  So until you brutes are either in my family or really, really, true and faithful, steadfast and, you know all that friends, I must decline to . . . whatever it was you asked for.

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for denying your Cuban sister!

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          paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for not beieing sure,\.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for trying to trap me into another bottomless, fruitless cyber-relationship! and I have nothing more to say aabbbooouut that!
    
    
    only this one more thing, I am about to say, that iissss
    
    
    no. no. I will not.  I cannot and what's more I
    
    well, I'll just say that those people are sure good at the kamika- a'a' kapoki
    molichi  - um - mokihanaka  um , or something like that. and I'm in love with the entirepopulationofkauai! at the moment.
    
    until something better comes along.

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for being in love with Kauai and for attempting to impress us with all that mumbo jumbo you're trying to pass as language!

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