because 'ow' means hungry in 'cat'anese.
Why does inflammable actually mean 'flammable'?
that is so cute Tim..
because the in is in the flames..
and why does the dog say bow wow?
Because 'ow _ ow' means 'back off' in dog language. It's part of their dogma.
Why do caterpillars spin cocoons?
So they can become butterflies…
Why do we work and stress so much, knowing the ultimate outcome is all the same?
Is it for some foul reason the chicken crossed the road? Why was that question ever asked?
because it was yours..
why do roses come in so may colors and shapes and sizes?
Because variety is the spice of life
Why are there so many obese people?
Because there are many people who lack discipline to watch their weight, and there are a lot of great tasting food out there.
why does gas cost so much?
Because you need to refine the crude oil into gasoline, plus taxes and selling it to gas stations (mechanisms involved)
Why is a boxing ring square?
Because the original developer of the boxing concept had a concussion, and couldn't see the difference between a ring and a square pen.
Why does it always rain on the weekends?
Because people want the weekends to be good weather all the time. We pay more attention to the weather on those days since we are off. It just seems that way.
Cold November rain specially on weekend?
Why does my nose run?
it runs to get away from the boogies
Why is my hair blonde?
Because you refuse to wear your glasses when in public, thereby causing you to purchase the wrong coloring product.
Or
You are just naturally beautiful
Why cannot good quality scotch come in larger bottles for a price lesser than bubble gum?
If it was cheaper it wont be good quality any more
why does it rain incessantly?
There's a whole lot of "cleaning" to do.
Why do fleas hop so high?
Because their training for the circus.
Why does Christmas come earlier every year?
It's a marketing ploy in hopes of some day squeezing in two Christmases into one year.
Why does the busiest street in town have you directly facing the east in early morning traffic and west in the evening traffic?
going to work east side, going home to the west side
Why are TV screens rectangular in shape?
Well, they don't call it the 'idiot box' for nothing...
Why does a plastic bag never stay open when you try and put something into it?
Bags are like that, they're a bit shy. Try coaxing them by talking nicely before insertion is attempted.
Why do men's shirts have buttons on a different side of the fabric than women do?
(afterthought......the top answer would have perhaps been more funny had I said...."Plastic bags are a bit like women, you have to prime them up before insertion") LOL
Women and men's shirts button on different sides so we will know which sex we are and proclaim it proudly by our buttons!
Why are people who need to proclaim about their religion so much so uninteresting?
Because everyone of them says the same thing and it's fricking boring!
Why does it seem like men have less clothing choices then women? I mean really, why is the women's department at a store so huge, and all the men's stuff is usually jammed in the corner. Does that seem fair?
It's fair....because you can still purchase anything in the store, just not everything will be that flattering.
Why does the fresh produce in the grocery store get stadium seating instead of lined up on shelves like everything else?
Sorry KCC...no one seems to have answered your question.
Because it's easier to make the produce roll onto the floor, where some lackey working at the store will put it back, even if it has filth from the floor on it.
Thank you for noticing.....it's happened to me several times....almost giving me a complex. LOL
@ Brimancandy Because women like more choices...men want to 'make it simple'.
why are there holes in cheerio's ??
In order not to add extra weight.
Why does everyone hate Mondays?
Because some of us are still recovering from the weekend. Monday are like the hangover recovery day, and, some are not to be disturbed! (That's why I like to be really loud on Mondays! LOL!!)
Do stores really need to sell so many different brands of bottled water? What's the point?
the point is always GREED! in the free-market
why do we have to have daylight "savings" time? I hate the time changes!
little bit clearer in the morning when we do that
Why do "gentlemen prefer blonde women"
Because the men fancy themselves to be bond men!!!
who do the trees let go of their leaves in fall?
Because they're tired of holding them all summer long!
Why does all the yummy stuff have a ton of calories?
to test if we have "discipline"
Why does the Lone Ranger wear a mask?
Because he's self-conscious about his complexion.
Why do old video tapes have 10 minutes of promo ads, while DVD's usually have none?
Oh, they're there......you're now being fed them subliminally.
Why does some gum and candy (ie. Tootsie rolls, bubble gum, etc) get to just be twisted shut on each end instead of safety sealed like everything else in the world these days?
Because there's so much wax in gum and tootsie rolls that nothing bad could possibly penetrate them so we're safe chewing them!
Why is coffee 1000% more likely to spill on your lap while driving than any cold beverage?
Good one, ediggity!
I can't answer your question. I always drive on the HIGHway tanked up on caffeine like a maniac!!
coz there is nothing much to do in the drive way but a lot to see in the parkway
why does your dog pretend to sleep while she is watching and listening to your every move when you don't see her?
'cause they're minds are mad at work, inventing hilarious stories about your neuroses.
Why does a dog walk around in circles several times before laying down in a preferred position?
The like to hit the bullseye ..
why does a baby's smile always clutch at your heart?
It's the nearest thing to your breast (feeding that is)
Why do I have a bunch of pens that don't work?
Because it likes it so much, it just can't stop.
Why does the sea rush to shore?
They are meant to enchant, the bees wouldn't have a life otherwise.
Why does the same music sound differently in your different moods?
Because the mind is very powerful thing
Why do my shoe laces always come undone?
Because you did not say the bunny poem as you tied them...learn it well lol
why does the sky look so brilliant at dusk?
Because it's having one last bright idea before going to bed.
Why does a squirrel gather nuts?
They don't gather themselves, you know?!
Why does the pumpkin you buy at Halloween last past Thanksgiving, but the bananas I bought 2 hours ago already show signs of blackening?
thicker skin on the pumpkin and you didn't really want it as much as you want the bananas
why do kids make you angry just to see you sputter and then they make you love them and smile while you're in the middle of a good sputter?
cause they love to see your reaction, and laugh about it...
Why does my cup runneth over?
Because evidently your cup is way too small.
Why does shag carpet still exist?
Because Austin Powers is way too Shag-a-delic!!
Why does this compact florescent bulb whistle?
Bcoz its time to change
Why does a Sunday morning come with laziness to get out of bed?
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