You know you're a hubber when...

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   Falsor Wingposted 13 years ago

   -Every statement, idea, and bowl movements made or observed is followed by the statement, "That would be a good topic for a hub..."

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      barryrutherfordposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      you wake up in the middle of the night I say I better check approve those comments on Hubpages !

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         Patty Inglish, MSposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         That's it.

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      Patty Inglish, MSposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Do we have a topic category for defecation?

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   Urbane Chaosposted 13 years ago

   I'm having feelings of dejavoo and amnesia at the same time.. I think I've forgotten this before.

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      Patty Inglish, MSposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That's it too.

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   You post something first thing in the morning in the forums just so you can see what your author score is.  If its higher, your whole day is ecstatic - if its lower, you start scrambling around looking for a way to get more viewers!

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   ilmdamailyposted 13 years ago

   You spend more time looking after your hubs than your children.

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      barryrutherfordposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      as you would 

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   H.C Porterposted 13 years ago

   when interviewing for a job- you ensure that you may use their internet connection during your lunch hour and breaks for personal use-just to check your comments and the forums.

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   you've gone out to lunch for the first time in 3 months and you are writing down notes for your latest hubs - at the table!

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   Lita C. Malicdemposted 13 years ago

   You're a real hubber when you check hubs on regular basis and leave comments, even if you don't feel like writing your own due to personal problems- like health problems- that deter your will to write.

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   myownworldposted 13 years ago

   You're being made love to, and all you can think of is lines to pen down for your next hub...!

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      Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      holy crap that toatly happend to me last night...but to be fair it wasnt exactly "making love"....

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      drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      haha...this happened?

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         myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         sadly, it's true.... I don't blame him...I blame myself of course!
         
         edit: now what the hell am I smiling and saying that for??

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            drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            hehe...I have that affect on people??

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               myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               yeah...and I do get distracted so easily....!
               
               (nice to see you here btw...)

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   Justine76posted 13 years ago

   when you dream in Hubs....

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      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      or hub in dreams.....

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    JulesGeromeposted 13 years ago

    Very psychotic all of you, I see !

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       myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       yep, hubbers get called that often too...

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          JulesGeromeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          And why is that? I hope it's not contagious! I just arrived here

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             lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             It's a gooood kind of psychosis...don't worry...just come with me...MWOOOOHHAAAHA!

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    waynetposted 13 years ago

    You know your a hubber when you log in everyday, with no regard for your health you soldier on and check your stats and answer your comments, then you write more hubpages on top of hubpages and do it all again the next day, always calling you in your sleep to log back into hubpages....the evil of it all!
    

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       myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       AND also when you start saying more with those smileys than normal words....!

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          drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          hehe...
          
          oh, and thanks! I took a little break...

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       barryrutherfordposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       indeed ! 

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    _cheryl_posted 13 years ago

    LOL! Falsor, your statement so true! Not that I act on every idea of "Hmm, I should do a hub on that" (I really should) but the fact is HP is always in my brain! Hahaha! It's become a lifestyle for me.

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    blatvaposted 13 years ago

    You know you're a hubber when you're entire web history EXPLODES when you type an H in the address bar.
    
    HUBPAGES, HUBBERS HANGOUT, HUB, HUBBERS, HUB, HUB, HUB, HUB....
    
    
    

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    calpol25posted 13 years ago

    You know your a hubber when your at work, or in some situation and you see an idea or a phrase that some one says and you think what a good hub that would make!!!! lol

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    Money Glitchposted 13 years ago

    When all you talk to your family and friends about is.... making a hub, reading a hub, speaking to another hubber ... and the response you get is

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       myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       worse, you start worrying if you don't get that response and actually start taking pride in it!

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          Money Glitchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          LOL, that is sooo true.  How are you today MOW? It's great to see you online...

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    You are thinking whether your hub score is going up or down during sex. [yes, pun intended] 

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    Arthur Fontesposted 13 years ago

    When a traffic report comes on the radio and the first thing you think of is your hub stats.

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