You know you're a hubber when...

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  1. Falsor Wing profile image78
    Falsor Wingposted 8 years ago

    -Every statement, idea, and bowl movements made or observed is followed by the statement, "That would be a good topic for a hub..."

    1. barryrutherford profile image76
      barryrutherfordposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      you wake up in the middle of the night I say I better check approve those comments on Hubpages !

      1. Patty Inglish, MS profile image92
        Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        That's it.

    2. Patty Inglish, MS profile image92
      Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Do we have a topic category for defecation?

  2. Urbane Chaos profile image96
    Urbane Chaosposted 8 years ago

    I'm having feelings of dejavoo and amnesia at the same time.. I think I've forgotten this before. big_smile

    1. Patty Inglish, MS profile image92
      Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That's it too.

  3. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    You post something first thing in the morning in the forums just so you can see what your author score is.  If its higher, your whole day is ecstatic - if its lower, you start scrambling around looking for a way to get more viewers!

  4. ilmdamaily profile image59
    ilmdamailyposted 8 years ago

    You spend more time looking after your hubs than your children.

    1. barryrutherford profile image76
      barryrutherfordposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      as you would  tongue

  5. H.C Porter profile image80
    H.C Porterposted 8 years ago

    when interviewing for a job- you ensure that you may use their internet connection during your lunch hour and breaks for personal use-just to check your comments and the forums.

  6. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    you've gone out to lunch for the first time in 3 months and you are writing down notes for your latest hubs - at the table!

  7. Lita C. Malicdem profile image62
    Lita C. Malicdemposted 8 years ago

    You're a real hubber when you check hubs on regular basis and leave comments, even if you don't feel like writing your own due to personal problems- like health problems- that deter your will to write.

  8. myownworld profile image75
    myownworldposted 8 years ago

    You're being made love to, and all you can think of is lines to pen down for your next hub...! roll

    1. profile image0
      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      holy crap that toatly happend to me last night...but to be fair it wasnt exactly "making love"....

      1. drej2522 profile image83
        drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        haha...this happened? smile

        1. myownworld profile image75
          myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          sadly, it's true.... I don't blame him...I blame myself of course! big_smile

          edit: now what the hell am I smiling and saying that for??

          1. drej2522 profile image83
            drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            hehe...I have that affect on people?? big_smile

            1. myownworld profile image75
              myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              yeah...and I do get distracted so easily....! big_smile

              (nice to see you here btw...)

    2. profile image0
      Justine76posted 8 years ago

      when you dream in Hubs....

      1. myownworld profile image75
        myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        or hub in dreams.....

    3. JulesGerome profile image56
      JulesGeromeposted 8 years ago

      Very psychotic all of you, I see ! yikes

      1. myownworld profile image75
        myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        yep, hubbers get called that often too...

        1. JulesGerome profile image56
          JulesGeromeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          And why is that? I hope it's not contagious! I just arrived here

          1. lorlie6 profile image82
            lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            It's a gooood kind of psychosis...don't worry...just come with me...MWOOOOHHAAAHA!

    4. waynet profile image71
      waynetposted 8 years ago

      You know your a hubber when you log in everyday, with no regard for your health you soldier on and check your stats and answer your comments, then you write more hubpages on top of hubpages and do it all again the next day, always calling you in your sleep to log back into hubpages....the evil of it all!
      smile smile neutral neutral sad sad big_smile big_smile yikes yikes wink hmm tongue lol mad roll cool

      1. myownworld profile image75
        myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        AND also when you start saying more with those smileys than normal words....! roll

        1. drej2522 profile image83
          drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          hehe...

          oh, and thanks! I took a little break...

      2. barryrutherford profile image76
        barryrutherfordposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        indeed !  tongue

    5. _cheryl_ profile image84
      _cheryl_posted 8 years ago

      LOL! Falsor, your statement so true! Not that I act on every idea of "Hmm, I should do a hub on that" (I really should) but the fact is HP is always in my brain! Hahaha! It's become a lifestyle for me. smile

    6. profile image0
      blatvaposted 8 years ago

      You know you're a hubber when you're entire web history EXPLODES when you type an H in the address bar.

      HUBPAGES, HUBBERS HANGOUT, HUB, HUBBERS, HUB, HUB, HUB, HUB....


      big_smile

    7. calpol25 profile image67
      calpol25posted 8 years ago

      You know your a hubber when your at work, or in some situation and you see an idea or a phrase that some one says and you think what a good hub that would make!!!! lol smile

    8. Money Glitch profile image77
      Money Glitchposted 8 years ago

      When all you talk to your family and friends about is.... making a hub,smile reading a hub,big_smile speaking to another hubber big_smile big_smile ... and the response you get is http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/rolleye/rolleye0012.gif

      1. myownworld profile image75
        myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        worse, you start worrying if you don't get that response and actually start taking pride in it! yikes

        1. Money Glitch profile image77
          Money Glitchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          LOL, that is sooo true.  How are you today MOW? It's great to see you online...big_smile

    9. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years ago

      You are thinking whether your hub score is going up or down during sex. [yes, pun intended]  lol

    10. Arthur Fontes profile image80
      Arthur Fontesposted 8 years ago

      When a traffic report comes on the radio and the first thing you think of is your hub stats.

     
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