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klarawieckposted 14 years ago
Banned for not guessing the Panda's real name!
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recommend1posted 14 years ago
Banned for trying to 'out' the Panda
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mega1posted 14 years ago
banned for excessive banning while I was absent
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for not being at the gym working out with me right now!
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mega1posted 14 years ago
banned for texting while working out
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for not understanding that I have a busted knee and I can't run, so I walk and that's boring!
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  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for whingeing abaout your busted knee and being bored
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  CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for lack of sympathy. Cruel panda!
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Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago
Banned for calling Panda cruel instead of cool
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  CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for being totally besotted with that panda - he takes himself to bed you know?
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recommend1posted 14 years ago
Banned - where else would you take a fluffy smutty toy
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  CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for lacking imagination!
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  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for imagining
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mega1posted 14 years ago
banned for banning without me
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  emievilposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for banning because they did not wait for you
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  northweststarrposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for using a photo of your puppy as an avatar. (especially when your name includes the word "evil")
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  CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for being avatarist!
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mega1posted 14 years ago
banned becuz I cannot stop banning
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mega1posted 14 years ago
banned again, addicted to banning
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for banning yourself
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recommend1posted 14 years ago
Banned because I have just got up and feel like I had too much beer and good food yesterday !
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mega1posted 14 years ago
banned becuz you probably did drink and it alot and didn't share with us
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northweststarrposted 14 years ago
Banned because you expected a bear to share.
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recommend1posted 14 years ago
Banned for not sharing my mild hangover - and for not realising that care also rhymes with bear and share thus missing a really corny ditty !
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mega1posted 14 years ago
banned for that feeble attempt at rhyming : bear, care, share, chair, fair, dare, blair, lair, stare! there!
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned because you forgot eclair and aware
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mega1posted 14 years ago
banned also, for forgetting beware! I declare!
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recommend1posted 14 years ago
Banned the pair of you for torturing rhyme to death - Batwoman AND Robin
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northweststarrposted 14 years ago
Banned for not realizing I have far too much dignity to make up corny dittys. (scoff)
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banning becuz the truth is you've probably had a bottle of the good stuff already and can't think of any rhymes!!
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  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Absolutely - banning because I agree with you, corny and ditties - perfect smut material -
  
  she's too good for being corny
  and above those little ditties
  but when she's feeling ******
  she first gets out her ******
  
  and it is early morning here - I feel a good day coming on
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  northweststarrposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned! bad panda!!!!
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mega1posted 14 years ago
banning the share bear for daring us!
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mega1posted 14 years ago
absolutely banned for confusing "corn" with "porn"
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for making me think of something that rhymes with horn
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  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  prawn ??? banned for being a bit fishy !
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  (yawn)
  Banned for pandaering
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mega1posted 14 years ago
banned for making me think you are both gone round the bend !
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for making me say, "Huh?"
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Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years ago
Apparently you've already had a bottle of the good stuff as well
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hic! banned for inshinuatin I wush drinkun!
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for being easy to take advantage of
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for lookin too mush likesh Hugh Grantsh
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for thinking I'm that ugly. No wait, banned for looking too much like that spirit that comes to me in my sleep.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for dreaming about me and not telling me sooner~!
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northweststarrposted 14 years ago
banned for thinking he looks like Hugh Grant. (You're one of those who went home with the Tom Cruise lookalike and woke up the next morning with Ben Stein in yer bed, ain'cha?)
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klarawieckposted 14 years ago
Banned for having a cool tattoo
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for getting inbetween megan and I.
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for ignoring me!
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for showing up late and just assuming I'm going to ignore all my other ladyfollowers.
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for having other lady followers.
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mega1posted 14 years ago
banned for arguing over little ol me!
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for disclosing the fact that you're short and old
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for misreading my comment and always trying to find a way to put me down becuz ur jealous!
  
  also, JJ - Hugh Grant is not either ugly!
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for thinking I'm putting you down, when I've constantly watched your back, even when that panda talks trash about you!
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for not fighting with me (so JJ can get all hot & bothered!)
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Megan? Did your head hit the desk yet? Or is it drowning in the XL margarita?
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Women who are prone on the floor are prone to attract my attention. Banning all of you for making me feel like a coddled lion in a roomful of lionesses.
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for having accurate intuition. I am a LEO.
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned because I'm a Leo rising.
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And Megan is The Mojo Rising!
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned - for - um - oh, forget it!
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned! that beeyotch on the floor don't look nothin like me!
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I didn't say he was ugly. I just said he was uglier than me. Banned for making me explain myself.
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for fighting. Women fighting with each other gets me all hot and bothered.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for trying to make us feel sorry for you
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  JJ- double ban on that one!
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for letting Starr begin a trend in calling me JJ
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for thinking that Megan is "Star" from "The Lost Boys"
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for totally misunderstanding my last ban.
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned because I'm supposed to be watching a movie right now, and I'm here banning Hugh Grant... I mean... JJ.
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for not telling me what movie
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It's a Spanish film, I think. I don't know... but it doesn't sound that good, which is in part why I'm still here...
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  One eye on HP and one on the movie?
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  kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  too cute, dang
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mega1posted 14 years ago
ah hah! banning you both for not banning there for a minute - behave now! ban or else
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for your 'conform or die' attitude
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned because now you have Kim interested in you too. LOL
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned because you didn't see the others who came earlier.
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for bragging about your accomplishments as a seductor of HP ladies
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for not realizing you all just seduce yourselves. It's not my fault I'm so irresistible.
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh, man! Megan! You take this one!
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  sheesh! I'm not sure I can tell the difference right now - did you just say "seduce yourselves" becuz, dude, that is funny! course, I'ma bit shloshed but, still! whoooheee! and I suppose you wanna WATCH! Oh hahaha !
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Megan, banned for not realizing that JJ has a wild imagination.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for thinking I don't know how much imagination that dude has really got! course, you're helping with that greek dress you wearing
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for making fun of my greek dress.
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for being all naughty in my imagination. Well, actually, not just you.
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned and Shame on You for thinking these things of God.
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for being sloppy and forgetting to ask me to carry you to bed.
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mega1posted 14 years ago
waszch?
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  See what I mean, Megan? You have to know when to stop refilling that margarita glass! You're making no sense right now.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  margarita? I HATE that beeyotcsh! You tell her she better not get up in my face no more with that salt and sh**t
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for not telling us what you drink. What do you drink?
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  anything that don't got an expiration date on it! heehee
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Here's your birthday gift!
  
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for plying me with shine - I ain't saving it for my birthday either!
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for accepting a drink that has XXX written on it. God knows what JJ will think of you now!
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  XXX? You can drink . . . wait a minute. I dont want to get banned for real.
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klarawieckposted 14 years ago
Megan?
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klarawieckposted 14 years ago
Megan? Did you forget how to go from the bathroom to the desk again?
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for pulling another avatar switcheroo.
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for not realizing it's Alanis Morissett playing God in the movie Dogma.
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for thinking I thought it was you
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Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years ago
Banned for crying for Megan. I guess she's still on the floor
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Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years ago
Banned for pretending to be God knowing I am now the head of my own church.
btw, just did a head count in my fan club. 59 of my 86 fans are women.
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm not impressed. 250 of my 256 fans are lunatics!
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  So me and which five others?
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Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years ago
I'm impressed. I dont know how I attracted so many men to my fan club
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Good night! I'm off to see the wizard. Banned for keeping me here for so long.
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  G'nite, clara. G'nite megan. G'nite starr, kim, princess and the others.
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  northweststarrposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for not banning anyone! All of you are banned!!! (Though it has been entertaining) Gnite JJ, Mega1, person I don't know whose avatar wears a godawful dress.
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  AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for being a northwest star. lololo
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CMHypnoposted 14 years ago
Banned because it is morning here and pouring with rain!
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  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned because it is evening here and hot and muggy !
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mega1posted 14 years ago
banned for blaming us for your weather - its gorgeous here
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Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago
banned for bragging about how great the weather is where you are.
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mega1posted 14 years ago
banned for being jealous of our weather here

nice new avatar Steven!
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  thanks. I decided to use it to endorse the new harry potter film coming out this week. did you know that the film is already setting record numbers this week? it looks like "Transformers 3" might not be the highest grossing film of this year after all.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I don't follow those numbers much becuz it makes me feel like I'm in the wrong bizness! so jealous of those movie directors and producers - have you seen "Get Low" - I just watched it on rental - good picture - Robert Duvall as a hermit - he gets some great parts!
  
  Have you seen that Potter movie yet?
  
  oh, and you're banned for not banning me!
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Nope, I still haven't seen the new one yet, but I want to though. I'm going to try to see if I can see it in 3-D if I can help it. lol.
  
  As for "get low", i saw that one too. in fact, i even wrote a review on it here a while back. lol. Yeah, I thought it was a great movie too. although i tend to wonder how weird it would be to see your own funeral while your still...ALIVE! Oh well. Plus, I thought Bill Murray was funny in that one too.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh - bad me - I will go look at your review - I liked the movie and especially the acting - love seeing the country in these movies. I think it would be a great tradition to have a "life celebration" before you die to relate to everybody, would be especially nice if you didn't have any big confession to make! I guess that is what family reunions are for!
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recommend1posted 14 years ago
You are all banned for watching Harry Potter and trying to turn this nicely smutty thread into a movie thing
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hey, there's more too life than smut, you smutty bear! You're banned for having a one-track mind
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  More to life than smut, like sensuality and teasing. Banned for getting up off the floor.
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned all of you for not being here at the gym with me, working out to keep those muffin tops in check!
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for being at the gym. You're likely perfect as you are just as I am.
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for being leo rising and figuring you could be as perfect as a real leo woman with a leo rising!
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sun in Capricorn, Leo rising, Moon in Aquarius and Saturn in Cancer. So, yes I am perfect!Banned for doubting me
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for being a united nations of zodiac signs! And banned bcs the treadmill is going too fast for me totuoudype
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  haha - you're banned for putting that pic in my head of you trying to type on the treadmill -
  
  hey, I don't know why I bother to keep banning you folks, since you just keep coming right on back!
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for not realizing that my personal trainer has a crush on my husband and she is taking it out on me!
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for not just getting a new trainer - who needs it? Altho I know it is kind of fund having the man the other women want - sometimes it gets kind of gnarly. Really, why would you keep it going with a trainer who is being however she is being!
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  nice horoscope,JJ - I'm Sun Capricorn- but I have a ton of Scorpio which makes me so grouchy and mean - you're lucky
  
  banned anyway
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Scorpios are grouchy and mean when they have no outlet for something else. Banned for being something that rhymes with corny.
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned from thinki g my friend has horns!
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for thinking I'm horny (I'm not, just grouchy) and not having the b _ _ _ s to say so!
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recommend1posted 14 years ago
No pain no gain - whatever gives yuou the most pain therefore . . . . . banned for being a wimp
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  whu? you mean klara, right? cuz I am def not into the pain - banned for confusing me again.
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  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for being confused so easy, and being a wimp, and for posting before me where I couldn't see you !
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for making me wanna cry. well, ok, I already wanted to cry but that was not your fault - waaaaah!
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for crying. Spend some time with me. You'll cry tears of joy.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  woooooh! banned for not being here right now to make me feel better!
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for thinking I know where Over The Top is. You know where to find me.
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mega1posted 14 years ago
um, banned for thinking I could just drop everything, magically turn myself into a big bird or something and fly over to you - well, I guess I could, but it's been a long time! I'll really consider it.
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Just tell me where. I'll break into that med library or wherever you work and you're banned for not just dropping everything
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I live in California - but rather than have to ban you for being disappointed when you saw the real me, I will just say that my online relationships are for online! So you're banned for not being content with your imagination
  
  also sometimes when I morph into my bird shape, I have a hard time getting back out of it - well, its understandable.
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm quite content with my imagination. Banned for not realizing that you recognized that in an earlier post in this very thread. And I see the real you and you are beautiful. No pic needed to realize that. And I'm not getting my hopes up at all. Most women who flirt w/ me online are married anyway. That's just my problem. Women love to get me all gooey when they're at a certain distance. The woman I'm currently in love with sends msgs to me thru other people but cant talk to me if Im near her. Five yrs now and Im abt at my wit's end.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  wow, JJ - 5 years and she can't talk to you? that's extreme. Some people have that trouble because when they talk directly to others they say all the wrong things. That's whats making me grouchy today - a family member and I have opened up to each other after much time and its turned into a harangue or a boiling pot - with horrible stuff steaming out of it and its very hard to put the lid back on. Well, anyway, it makes me feel good to know that I made someone feel "gooey" - anytime, anytime at all!
  
  oh yeah, and you're banned for being such a softey!
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for making me spill my guts.
  
  And its ok, I cant seem to talk to her either. And she doesnt have to say all the right things. Apparently, only I have no margin for error. But I must say, talking to you and Clara and Starr and Kim has surely raised my self-esteem.
  
  And family drama just happens. I deal with it every day myself. There is no avoiding it unless you're a coward, which I am not. And I'm sure you are not either.
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  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You are SOOOOOOOOOO banned for trying to out-cuddly the Panda
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for thinking you are cuddly. As cuddly as a rock covered in barnacles.
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for blaming married women for flirting with you, when you are, in fact, a natural married woman magnet!
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for implying that just because I'm poor I dont deserve a woman of my own.
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for thinking I was implying such a thing! I'm a musician, which means I'm dirt poor too!
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for not choosing your words more carefully.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  no, I'm not exactly a coward, but sometimes afraid of myself and the power of my sharp tongue. When people I love disappoint me a say awful things I come out with my dukes up. I am out of the family circle most of the time, and when I get involved it usually turns into some kind of finger pointing contest - I'm terrible at it. I don't know how to walk away or diffuse it all somehow. It is good to spill my guts here for once. I try to keep it light and fun here, but today I really should just go read a book instead, I am so miserable and I really don't like it when other people tell all their problems in the forums, asking for advice or sympathy - I haven't ever done that, so I won't start now. But if I go away abruptly, now you will know why.
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Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years ago
You're summoning something already present into the light. There is nothing wrong with that. In fact, there is alot right with it.
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mega1posted 14 years ago
that's what I am thinking, but it hurts meanwhile - and the other person involved keeps saying really mean things, not altogether untrue, but grossly exaggerating the way she feels, I'm sure - very mean - and I don't know how not to be mean back - if I really let loose I'm afraid I would completely terminate the relationship and I don't want to do that - I should just shut up and let her vent on me and whatever. Instead I keep coming back with "psych-text-book" sounding advice and stuff that just infuriates her more - and I can totally relate. I know I know I know - but man, why can't people just grow the f up! Its not one of those things where anyone can be right or wrong - its about feelings more than events and feelings aren't always reasonable. I know that, but I'm still trying to make her understand and that's just crazy to do - its like trying to reason with someone who is drunk on emotions - not going to work. OK - back to banning now
oh, and thanks for lending a kind ear
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for making me think of my own messed up family where I try to keep myself detached as much as possible to avoid the drama.
  JJ is right. You, Megan, are one of a kind woman. I've found out that people tend to be more honest online than in person, and I love your spontaneity and sharp tongue. You're awesome, my friend! So, whatever you have to say, say it without thinking! People (family or not) will have to love you the way you are, or they can head out the door. XOXO Feel better, my friend!
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Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years ago
You did what you felt was right and refrained from doing what u felt was not. Let her problems be hers. You have done ur part already. No need to feel like her.
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mega1posted 14 years ago
banned for being gone
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recommend1posted 14 years ago
banned for being far out !
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mega1posted 14 years ago
banned for being the bear who never sleeps much
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  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for not realising I am 8 hours ahead of you and so getting up as you go to bed !
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for not reading back to the heartfelt words I said about you... DOUBLE BANNED!
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mega1posted 14 years ago
I just made 24 cinnamon snails and date buns with butter pastry - and now I'm putting back on some of the pounds I took off yesterday. oh well - munch munch
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  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for munching - what are cinnamon snails, they sound disgusting !
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  cinnamon buns - cinnamon rolls - they are sweet bread rolled up with cinnamon sugar and raisins in the middle so they look like snails. not disgusting - eaten warm with vanilla frosting on top! about 1000 calories each! and I had 2 so far - you're banned for thinking I would bake something disgusting
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  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for making me think of such fattening foods !!!!! after 5 years of Chinese food I have lost many years of snacking while driving and eating so much sugar with fat ! Now we are just going across the road for simple steamed chicken leg on rice with a bit of seasonal veg which now sounds 'not so good' although it is normally delicious !
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned because its 4am and I'm still not home!
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  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned because its 4am and I'm still not home!
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  CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Just had a huge iced Chelsea bun for my Sunday breakfast - banned for surviving on chicken scraps!
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earnestshubposted 14 years ago
Banned! I wanted that bun!
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  CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned because by the time it arrives in Australia via surface mail, I don't think that it will taste very nice. Hope you are feeling better Earnest
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for not considering vacuum seal!
  Thank you for asking, to be truthful... not much improvement, but I can breath ok providing I don't get all greedy like and want a lot of air.
  If I breath in deep, I feel like I've had my legs kicked out from under me and I hit the deck. I was very careful at the supermarket... very embarrassing to scream and then fall to the floor like you've been shot!
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  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for frightening little old ladies in the supermarket !
  
  and you Ms Karanda are banned because buns were made to be coveted and there is not one mention of buns in the ten commandments or any other place in that book
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Karandaposted 14 years ago
Banned for coveting someone else's bun.
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northweststarrposted 14 years ago
Banned for not coveting buns. (I hear Hugh Grants buns are very nice)
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Banned for not coveting me!
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  oh haha! Hugh Grant's buns - yum!
  
  banned for making my yeasty brain all stirred up!
  
  re: all the previous posts - can't think straight enuf to respond to everyone - too much too much yeast in brain from the buns I ate. Need to change to Chinese diet of rice and veggies and eliminate the sugar and yeast. Need to, but probably won't have the mental fortitude to do it.
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northweststarrposted 14 years ago
Banned for assuming anyone should be coveting you. (They've been spoiling you while I was out, haven't they JJ?)
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Nothing of the sort. Actually its been a little lonely here. Banned for assuming I'm getting too much att'n.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  banned for not admitting that you just can't bear the thought that the rest of us were stroking old JJ's ego while you were gone - in short: jealousy - banned for jealousy AGAIN!
  
  now I'm gonna get banned for calling him old JJ ! hahaha!
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northweststarrposted 14 years ago
Banned for needing attention. >tosses JJ a computerized color book<
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  Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh come on, I'm 37, now. I've been done with coloring books for almost 10yrs now. Banned!
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