Banned Because?

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   northweststarrposted 14 years ago

   Banned for being almost a decade older than me and still waiting around for five years for a girl you've never actually met.

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      Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Never met? I've met her plenty of times. I said I've never dated her . . . difference. Banned for scrolling up and still misreading my posts.
      btw, if that was meant to hurt, it worked.
      

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   northweststarrposted 14 years ago

   accept an apology? wasn't thinking. It's kind of sweet.

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      Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm very accepting. But I probably shouldnt have brought this up in a public forum. Of course, she could read my hubs, too.
      

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   banned because I'm too impatient to wait around for the rest of you banners to think of some clever ban, so I'll ban myself and save you the trouble

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      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned because I said some beautiful things about you three pages ago and you never read them. Double ban!

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         mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         yeah, I just get shy when people compliment me.  It's me, not you  Thanks, Klara, I'm so glad you think such nice things about me - and seldom get to hear it so I don't know what to say -
         
         banned for making a tear come to my eye and for thinking I didn't read them and for not seeing that I think the same of you, even though I'm caustic and (according to some) way to critical and on and on and on (need to find the nearest meeting of the "On and On and On Anon." group or the O.O.O.A.  trouble with those meetings is its so hard to get a chance to say anything!

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            klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            BTW, I call you Megan. LOL Is that your actual name?

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               mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               no, Meg is my actual nickname, but some people do call me Megan which makes me feel sorta Irish or Welsh or something, so that's ok.  I'm feeling really wordy today - did you see all the bs I posted in that Veda thread?  Golly.  People are gonna start just scrolling on past my long posts and ignoring me again (this happened before) if I don't edit myself.  So I guess I'll go do some craftwork and listen to music.
               
               be back later
               
               oh, and you're banned for not eating any buns today!

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                  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Who's giving buns for free?! I'm hungry! I didn't get home until 5am last night! Meeee Staaaaarving!!!

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   CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

   Banned for not giving me anything to ban your for

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   klarawieckposted 14 years ago

   Banned for not banning each other!

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      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because I am up too early and can't find my anything so I am sitting here naked wondering what my name is.

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         klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for being an old crazy forgetful panda!

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            mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            banned for calling the panda crazy when he is just sleep-groggy

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               klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               banned for being here for four hours without getting banned!

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         mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I suppose its too late for me to come over and help you find your clothes and remember who you are?
         
         and if so, banned for not waiting for me

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   CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

   Banned because everyone is getting really bad at banning people!

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   CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

   Deserted by the banners? Shunned even by those who want to ban you?
   

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   recommend1posted 14 years ago

   You are all banned for not being smutty or rhyming.
   
   I go out for one day to an amusement park and it all falls to pieces !  now I am going to bed as I am totally kn@ckered and will be abck here in about 8 hours !

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      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      No panda, no smut - quite simple! Banned for daring to go off and enjoy yourself instead of working hard being smutty on the forums! Sleep tight

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   klarawieckposted 14 years ago

   Banned because I am on my way to the gym where I will still be watching you!
   
   Mwaa... haaaa... .haaaa....
   
   
   

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for too much purple

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for being a control freak!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for constantly setting

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    banned for not enjoying the beautiful sunset with me.

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    banned for not asking me to enjoy the sunset with you

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for hovering again

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    banned  for thinking I'm hovering when I have been busy trying to keep my sanity (whatever is left, anyways!)

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    Banned for being too busy to join me and mega to watch the beautiful sun set together.

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    banned for really cool avatar

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    Paradise7posted 14 years ago

    Banned for going through the revolving door THE WRONG WAY!!!

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being away from HP forums for too long

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned - who am I and what is this crazy thread and who or what is the coffee god in my kitchen that I have an overwhelming desire to worship ?

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    northweststarrposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not realizing some of us have a life away from the forums.

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    northweststarrposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not waiting for my slow @$$ Qwest connection b4 you posted, Panda.

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for having a slow connection - must play havoc with your romantic life

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       ThussaysNanaMarieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for writing in 8  minutes ago and looking like you need bamboo shoots

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          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Bamboo'd for banning me when I can't organise my thinking or words until I have finished this coffee and got started on the second !

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Silly bear-coffee is for humans-You're banned!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       On those grounds - banned for eating my bamboo shoots - if you can't share and share alike in this world . . . . . . 

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Shoot-I don't like bamboo-you do!  You're banned for trying to make me eat my veggies. 

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned - If you don't eat your veggies you will grow up with straight hair !

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Impossible-Ah IS growed up and the hair will always curl!  Banned for telling fibs.

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for claiming to be grown up while posting in this childish thread - liar, liar, knickers on fire !!!!!   

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          Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    You're banned for being funny enough to make me pee my pants--at least it put the fire out! 

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for putting out the fire !  Keep it burning and put on some James Brown then entice . . . . .

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    northweststarrposted 14 years ago

    Banned for taking James Brown's name in vain. (Also think it would take lighter fluid to keep her fire going for some bamboo-munchin' b'ar.)

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being last for 2 hours, and for speaking about James Brown!

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because you are all in a different time zone to me!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because it is US in a differenet time zone !

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          CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because I didn't know that pandas could tell the time!

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             recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned because of course they can't - silly !!  but we know the zone baby

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                CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Now I know way too much about panda zones - banned baby!!

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                   recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   I bet you have never been in the zone with a Panda - banned for making me get all smutty again !

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                      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      You'd be surprised at who I've been in a zone with, so banned smutty panda!

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                         recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         Banned for bad grammar - that is a what not a who in the case of a Panda and everyone would know if you have been in that zone 'cos they stink

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                            CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                            Maybe I never wash? - banned! Also for being 'whatist' over pandas

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    ratikagaurposted 14 years ago

    banned for taking of sunset..
    :p

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for interposing !

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          klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because I'm at the gym and you are not!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for not waiting for me

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       klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because I woke up too early and now I'm back in bed.

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          CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for going backward and forward too much!

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    TattooVirginposted 14 years ago

    banned for spending too much time playing in the forums and not enough time writing great hubs.

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because I'm actually supposed to be finishing my novel - 76,000 words so far yeah!

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          klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because I've been writing my novel for four years now!

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             recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned because I gave up writing mine 10 years ago, when it became clear that it was only words - went back to uni, got English creative writing degree but am now having too much fun to take the time to get started again

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                CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned because novel writing is fun!

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                   recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for temptation just as I am off to bed at past 2 in the morning !  see you later today !

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                      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Good night, sleep tight - banned!

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                         mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         banned because I can't think of a reason why not

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                            CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                            Banned because that's not a good enough reason!

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                               mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                               banned again and I don't even gotta have a reason!

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                                  CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                  Banned because I say that you have to have a reason!

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                                     klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                     Banned because I'm a clean freak and have been mopping the floor for 3 hours and I'm not done yet!

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                                        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                        banned because you are compulsive and you never told me before

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                                           Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                           Banned because I said I wouldnt come back to Banned Because because it buries my other previous posts in my forum index. But I came back to Banned Because because I missed yall and yall aint nowhere else. So Banned just because!

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                                              CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                              Banned because you just rambled on way too long!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned because everyone here knows that there are no banning rules!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for being mean to JJ

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for calling me JJ. Who brought that one back anyway?

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          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I like it! banned for not telling us what to call you - Jonathan Janco is too long!

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             Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Jon or Jonathan is fine. JJ was a name people only called me when they wanted to annoy me. I didnt mention it because I didnt think it would catch on but it just kept escalating. Banned for making me be longwinded again.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    ok, Jon it is then - so, Jon?  what shall I ban you for?  hmmmm
    
    banned for staying away so long

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not realizing I have a mission to perform in the religion forums.

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    Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for asking someone if anyone had called them an idiot

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for saying the "i" word!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    UW = banned for not being clearer about that ban - idiots? who? huh?
    
    
    the i word?  oh. uh. duh.

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       klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not understanding I work with little kids, when they tell you that someone said a badword (THE "S" WORD) it's not Sh*t", it's "Stupid" Therefore, the "i" word is _____________.

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          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for blanking !

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             Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned ya Panda. Arnt ya glad my name's not Amanda?!
             
             So why was I supposed to ask if someone called me an idiot?

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    If someone calls you an idiot you're supposed to tell the teacher. Banned for not knowing that!

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for being a teachers pet cry-baby !  and who is this idiot Amanda ?

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       klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for saying idiotic things! I'm not a teachers pet! I'm a teacher, you silly black and white fluffy huggable bear!

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          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Well you are banned right back cos so am I !!

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             mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             banned for not even knowing what you're saying!  nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

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                recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned young lady !  I am a teacher so I not only know what I am saying I know what they are saying !  so ne naw ne naw nah to you too !

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                   mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Ok, you're banned becuz I know you know you think you know what everyone is saying, including you, but         huh?

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                      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Well - you are banned for not realizing that I think I know already that you know that I know what they are saying !

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned becuz I don't know anythin!

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       earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for bein Mega without explainin Mega what?

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          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          banned cuZ you didn't know its MEGA EVERYTHING!  Mega-fun, mostly

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             recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for claiming to be a mega what ?

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                Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                yawn dawn snore bore. Banned

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                   recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for being an Amanda !

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                      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Get glasses, panda! There is no Amanda here! Banned!

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                         recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         There is definately an Amanda here, I heard it twittering - banned for selective deafness !

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                            CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                            Banned for being tetchy so early in the morning!

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                               recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                               Banned for picking on a tetchy bear who has just been told it is boring !  anyway I was only half way down my first coffee so fingers were faster than everything else.

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                                  CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                  Well you could have made me a toasted ham and cheese and a latte - banned!

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                                     recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                     Banned - how did you know we had toasted cheese !!   though we had it with onion and tomato - and banned again for not telling me I was totally confused and it was not morning but early afternoon and I had just got up from my siesta !!!

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned! Asian bears don't sleep siesta! That's only for Spanish bears!

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for having fun will I'm off preparing word salads.

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       klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Ooooh! I've had word soups but I've never had word salad! Banned for not sharing!

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          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not understanding what a word salad is - what IS a word salad ?

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for eating your own words

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned because I am up in the middle of the night !

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because do we really need to know that kind of information?

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          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for being smutty  when I was just talking about being up at amy computer - tut tut tut !

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for not mentioning weather

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Okay, banned whether you want me to or not !

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned becuz I can't make up my mind - about what, I don't know

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I'm heading to South Beach and i wish you were all here with me.

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