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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   banned for not mentioning my bikini

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      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for wearing a bikini! A woman of your age letting it all hang out!!

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   banned for not realizing that although I am older than the wind, my magic and craft have kept me very trim and beautiful!  however, if need be I can masquerade as an old crone  (when being the old crone, I don't wear my bikini)
   
   banned for not mentioning my magic!

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Banned! No reason.

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      Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       
      
      Good enough

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   Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

   Banned for replying and not starting a new post.

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      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      If you are extinct - how come you are haunting these threads - banned for spookiness !

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         Extinct Soulposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for accusing me of haunting...

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            recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned - whooo hooo ooo oooooo !  (and rattling chain noises)

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   klarawieckposted 14 years ago

   Banned for being a very bored bear!

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   banned for banning for boredom and not mentioning that I was not here and that you missed me sooooooo much

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   CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

   Banned for wanting too much attention

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      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Are you wearing your 1920's bathing suit, Megan? Coming to the beach with us?

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         recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for suggesting that Megan bought her bathing suit in the 1920's - she may have wanted her age kept secret

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   banned for aging me beyond my meager years - not even around in the 20s but I do like those styles, so fooey to you too!  And no, I can't go to the beach, I have to stay hear and work on a leather jacket and do other work.

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      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for being meagre - do you have the 1920's curves though *pant*pant*pant*

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   Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

   Banned for being a randy panda bear!

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      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for revealing my deepest darkest secret ! and for almost breaking into rhyme !

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         CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         You keep promising to go on holiday - banned!

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         Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Its time to climb the shrine of rhyme and ban the panda in the veranda.

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            recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for bad grammar about the veranda and the panda - your sin is that it is on not in

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               mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               banned becuz if the veranda is enclosed you could be found IN the veranda as well as ON the veranda, you picky picky panda!

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                  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Banned because an enclosed veranda is no longer a veranda it is a cantilevered room - Hah !

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      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for discussing my ample curves - not at all like those skinny flappers - more like the victorianana mammas!  But enough about me, all this attention !  where are my smelling salts?

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned becuz I refuse to argue with you   - but your score is rising!  at least something is rising!  haha

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Refusing to argue with me is against all the rules of this thread and I made that last one up so you put me 'down' !  Banned for something or other !

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for non-specificity and becuz I'd rather be banned for "other" 

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for not paying attention

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    everybody is on a different schedule today?  too busy to ban me?
    did something happen?  I feel so alooooooonely!

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       carol3sanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You are banned for being too needy,

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    Paradise7posted 14 years ago

    Carol3 you are banned for being VERY HARSH to needy people.  Not nice, that!  (Smile)

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    haha!  this is more like it
    
    you're both banned for taking me so seriously!

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    Paradise7posted 14 years ago

    Hey, a 2-fer, Mega, that's good!! Banned for banning more than one person at once!

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for writing more great hubs than me and for not realizing I get extra points for banning 2 at once

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    Paradise7posted 14 years ago

    Banned because it's Sunday?  (You're a tough one to think up reasons for banning.  I can always think of a million and a half reasons for NOT banning you, instead rolling out the red carpet and setting the tiara on top of your head, but here goes...) and I'm in a bad mood because it's HOT and my car's broke...

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       klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not having a second car to use!
       (Sorry about the car)

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          Paradise7posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I went to get it inspected and the car yahoos want a gazillion dollars.  Fortunately, my bank account can stand it, ONCE(!); but they are taking their sweet time fixing the darn thing, otherwise, I'd be at the movies right now, because it's Friday NIGHT where I am, so earnest gets banned for being in the WRONG TIME ZONE.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    It's Friday morning here. A very good reason to ban the lot of you!
    Your ALL banned!

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       Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Aussies and Kiwis first to see the sun and 16hrs ahead (?) 13 if its Oz...so guess what my Aussie friend
       
       Yer on breakfast
       
       (I dont eat much)
       
       Banned for using Marmite (hehe)

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          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for even mentioning that disgusting black goo on a family thread !

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             Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Changed my mind -I want marmite and tater chips squashed between two pieces of bread-Yum
             
             Banned for having marmitey eyes Panda.

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                recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for making me sick to the stomach and misrepresenting my smouldering eyes as marmitey !

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    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    banned for having a perfect attendance on this forum...

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       AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for being an extinct soul.

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          CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because souls can't become extinct - unless its the panda soul!

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             recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for dis missing the idea of Panda souls when clearly we have a pocket that just fits one.

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                CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                I think that we need to ask this question in the religion forum - banned!

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                   recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for suggesting putting such important pearls before swine !

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                      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned because we need to be nice to these people - they're going to get 'raptured' one day and we will still be down here in 9th circle of hubbing hell! LOL!

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                         recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         If raptured means blankly gazing upward mouthing nonsense - then they already are !  banned for trying to be nice to them !

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                            CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                            Banned because maybe we need to accept the truth LOL!

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                               recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                               I prefer to stay here and catch up on my reading - banned for being really silly now !

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                                  CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                  Silly sun noooooo! Banned, and I thought you were going to Vietnam?

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned just because...I can't think of a good reason right now!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned - where have you been !!!!!    I am now off to Vietnam so will only pop in now and again from net cafe etc on the way - bye bye

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Yeah DIY is back - more banning for the panda. Banned because we missed you!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for letting this thread languish for 4 hours

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    Banned for 1,000 seconds

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for counting seconds

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    northweststarrposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not realizing you can only come back for seconds once... not 1,000 times.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for not realizing I came back over 10,000 for seconds!  haha - also banned for doing what you banned me for doing!

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    mtsi1098posted 14 years ago

    banned for banning twice in a single ban

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because I can't count to two!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for making rules I never heard of

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for suggesting that the sun can't make the rules!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for pretending to be the sun!

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not knowing if youre rising or a setting Sun.

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    mtsi1098posted 14 years ago

    banned for picking on the sun

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for standing up for the sun - I am currently setting on my own!

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          mtsi1098posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          banned for a clever response

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for banning for cleverness, that is the goal here!

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for having a goal.

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       mtsi1098posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for making rules I never heard of

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          Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for knowing the rules you have heard of.

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          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          banned for copying my ban from earlier 

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    mtsi1098posted 14 years ago

    banned for wearing a sweatshirt in summer time (at least in the US)

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for mentioning clothing

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          Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for wearing clothing.

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             mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             banned for trying to get me banned for nudity

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because it's way too cold for nudity here!

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because its way too hot here for . . . never mind.

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being in the wrong state. It's 88 degrees here and it's beautiful!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for no more bans for 16 hours!

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I haven't banned anyone all day!

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    You are all banned for slacking in this threaqd just cos I am away - BUT I AM WATCHING YOU !!! 

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because we all thought that we could scive off while you weren't looking!  Hope you are having a great time and at least its not raining in southern England this morning yeah!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because it is not raining on you in the south of England in the prescribed manner for summer !  got as far as Nanning and had to wait here 3 days - back on the way tomorrow night train.

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          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned becuz it doesn't rain here in summer and I don't know what stacking in the thread means

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             recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Well you are banned for asking me a question I do not know the answer to !  where do you get stacking in the thread ?  is it like queuing at the zoo

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                mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                banned becuz we call that "waiting in line"  we never use the word "queue"  I hardly know how to spell it - real minds never think the same!

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                   recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for not using correct English just cos it is hard - you should try China there is no queuing, just a melee , I am not sure what you would call that in the US

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    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    Banned for having the guts to correct her while you yourself don't know how to call it..

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Are you extinct or just dormant? If so get in the queue and await your turn - banned!

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banning myself - where are you people?

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for asking where people are. I am here!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned because you're here banning other people and I am too so therefore, you must be banned! banned I say!

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned because you're clearly having a hot flash due to your advanced age and you are taking it out on poor little me!!!

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because we menopausal women can't help it! {sobs into tissue, kicks the waste bin, runs screaming down street}

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned because as far as I can tell, nobody is here to stop me

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because you need to learn self restraint

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned becuz I think that was an insult  (but I'm not sure) 

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       emievilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned because you're not sure if it's an insult.

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          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          banned because you couldn't think of a better reason to ban me

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             Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned becuse reason is unnecessary

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                mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                banned cuz you think you're so smart

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                   Extinct Soulposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for leaving me nothing to do, but to agree with you..

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                      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for agreeing with all these disagreeable hubbers!

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    I'm short of time today, but there are good reasons for a bulk ban, so that saves time, and I know most of you guys, and you all deserve it!
    Yer all banned again!

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       klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned back for not giving each and everyone one of us specific reasons for banning.

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I am unique and deserve to have my own special bannings

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You are absolutely right - banned from Hanoi !

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          emievilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because I just want to ban someone before I log out of HP to go out with  my friends

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             CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for expecting us to believe you have friends to go out with Have a great time!

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                emievilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                banned for assuming I have no friends to go out with

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                   CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned because assumptions are all I've got!

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                      Susan Ngposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for enjoying this banning thing too much.

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                         CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         Banned because hey we've got to have something in our lives!

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                            emievilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                            banned because you made me

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                               CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                               Are you a lemming? Banned!

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                                  Susan Ngposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                  Banned because the lemming told me to.

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                                     CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                     Are we sheeple here! Banned!

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                                  emievilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                  Banned for posting that my dog looks like a lemming.

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                                     CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                     What a thing to say about your cute dog? Banned!

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          CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not sending me a plane ticket! Hope the pair of you are having a great time on your hols!

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being last for too long.

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