Banned Because?

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   Beth100posted 13 years ago

   banned for assuming that it's a pursuit.... and for being jealous!!!

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned for denying the truth! 

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   Beth100posted 13 years ago

   banned for making me laugh!!! 
   
   
   only you can get away with this Mega!!!
   
   
   

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   Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

   Banned for laughing and for looking way too sexy in that bikini.

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   recommend1posted 13 years ago

   Banned for trying to get away with a compilation instead of being here when you are needed !  I have been locked in this sweaty thread for hours on my own with a bunch of loonies and some guy who writes in hot pants !

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   18 hours!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!
   
   MEGAN! MEGAN! YOU MUST COME AT ONCE!
   
   PANDA, PLEASE HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON! MEGAN IS DEAF FROM OLD AGE AND SHE CAN'T HEAR THE ALARM. THERE IS NO POINT!
   
   YOU ARE ALL BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNED!!!!!

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   2uesdayposted 13 years ago

   Shouting is banned.

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   2uesdayposted 13 years ago

   Shouting is banned.

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   Loonies?  Banned for even suggesting such a thing, bear!
   
   and you, KLARA!  banned for yelling at me just when I was trying to write a few recipes! 
   
   and what's wrong with you people?  didn't you see my thread about Kauai?  Has nobody been there?  why won't people help me with suggestions?
   
   and just so you won't all freek when I'm gone - I will be out of touch from Sun Sept 18 to Monday Sept 26 (or Tuesday the 27)  I will be on VACATION!  in case you still know what a VACATION is!
   
   and no - I am not old and deaf!  Klara should be triple banned!

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, everyone may write to Megan to the following address:
      
            The Long and Winding Road Home for the Elderly       
                  Attention to: Megan Featherhead
                      Old Bumpy Road No. 7
                     Primitive County, KY 444444getit

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         recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for a personal ageist attack on young Megan who is half my age dogdammit !!!!!!!!!!!!

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            mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            banned for taking klara seriously - she is getting a bit of dementia and we must be gentle with her fragile brain!

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               klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               I unbanned you for making me laugh after a really hard day at work. thanks! I needed that

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                  Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Banned for not spending enough time in the forums(and yes I can see my ban coming for spending too much time in the forums )

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    Banned for gloating on your future vacation!!!  Knowing that we will be whiling our time working to our bones!!!
    
    
    
    
    (and have a great vacation should I not see you before the 18th!!!  Then, when you get back, we will each have our bag of Cheetos and you can me all about your vacation!!! )

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    Hokeyposted 13 years ago

    Banned for......Um....Hell I dont know!
    
    Just because............ Hello............

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    Hokey!!! You're back!!!  YIPPEEEEEE!!!!
    
    banned for....for..... surprising us all!!! 

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for not finding a better ban for Hokey - who cannot just show up like he has always been here after being gone for months and months - I mean, doesn't he have to say something like - "missed you all!" 

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    banned for calling me out on a weak ban!!!  Geeze, I couldn't ban him for saying Hell!!! 

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for not banning him for saying "I don't know!"  we never say that in this thread! 

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    awareposted 13 years ago

    Banned for farting in the bath tub.

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned for advanced state of silliness

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    awareposted 13 years ago

    Banned for  unduly harsh rebuttals.
    ray

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for telling everybody that Megan has a harsh butt

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          love my yorkiesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for being a tattle tale

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I don't know you!

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       love my yorkiesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned becuz it ain't my fault

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    awareposted 13 years ago

    Banned for thinking denial .  is a river in Egypt ,
    ray

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       love my yorkiesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not being "aware"    - ROFL!

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    marymootooposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being the last post and forcing me to add my ban doh!!!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I cannot get over the thrill of banning people for no reason!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for trying to tell Klara (who never listens) what to do~

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       Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for making me laugh.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz everybody is laughing except me and I am so nervous about my upcoming trip to Kauai I can't keep food down, sleep, or remember anything!  I know I'm going to be throwing up on the plane all the way there!  and all my son't future bride's family will be flying on that plane too!  Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe is me!

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Compulsive writing is not allowed.

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          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not banning the previous post and for not being symathetic to the little whinger !  And for not sending condolences on the necessity of attending a super piss-up on Maui - free !!!!!!!!!!!!

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       If you're going to do it, you might as well make a spectacle of it! Make sure you eat a fish sandwich and lots of avocado before going in the plane!
       You must send us a picture of you dressed in wedding regalia! Oh, PLEEEEEASE!

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          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not banning the sicko - and yes pictures of full wedding regalia with projectile vomiting is essential sport for us

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          ewwwwww = gross.  I was thinking I'd just eat lots of chili beans, but avocado?  ewwwww!
          
          sorry, not able to post any pictures of me - for some reason HubPages specifically specified no images of the real me anywhere on HP - sorry.
          
          banned for wanting to see what I look like, without reading any of my hubs!  I think there is a picture of me somewhere buried on one of them, but I don't recall.

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             klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for using smart strategies to get people to read your hubs

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Banned for making no sense whatsoever.

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for incomprehension of perfectly clear, short-hand English, in the modern text age

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          paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for being white.

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             recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for trying to tempt me to mention your stupid green cat face - damn !!

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Must have been a good one. 4X access declined.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for being a spooky green cat - and now I have to go throw up again!

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    And banned you for both.

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    banned for experimenting on poor kitties!!!  -.-

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for short posting and leaving no word meat for me to masticate !

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    banned for masticating meat when you clearly are a herbivore

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Masticating meat does not necessarily mean I swallow does it

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Banned for not knowing what short posting is

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    banned for skipping the above posts to talk about short posting and recommend, u banned for using a word that you're not sure of!!!  (don't choke that!!) 
    
    have fun tonight... I'm heading off to bed!!!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz you're not here and just because it is night time and you're sleeping where you are, that's no excuse!

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned because that's just the name of the game.

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being too cute.

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being me.

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    awareposted 13 years ago

    Banned for shooting band-aids  with rubber bands at the band as it played for the bandstand.
    ray

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for being here at the right time

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Banned for writing awesome hubs that I can't possibly top.

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being a glow-in-the-dark kitten!

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being a glow-in-the-light kitten!

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for mistaking an old cat for a baby kitten!

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Banned for having a typo in your profile!

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for not knowing that forunately is the modern way of spelling fortunately! Thanks for pointing out my typo!

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    awareposted 13 years ago

    banned for being a spelling reformist .
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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for resisting change!

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned for making me confused by changing your profile picture.

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being confused by baby cupcakes!

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    They are too nice to eat - banned for cruelty to cupcakes.

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