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  1. Pam Roberson profile image71
    Pam Robersonposted 10 years ago

    Cris A leaning casually against a tree with an air of dark brooding mystery as he sipped his coffee and blew smoke rings in the air that cast the illusion of two lovers tangled in passion...I was snapped out of this hypnotic vision by the sound of...

  2. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    "Can I take your order?"......

  3. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    said Pam Roberson! I said "dang! what, you a waitress now?" so she scurried off muttering something like "where can i find dem male muses!" over and over and OVER again... While she shrank in the growing shadows...I wandered back to C.C. Riter, who was then having tea with Teresa McGurk and Shalini Kagal. Okay, where are we headed?

  4. C.A. Hubberpants profile image60
    C.A. Hubberpantsposted 10 years ago

    CC Riter kindly replied, "We're headed off to the land of the lesbos! They can handle all this mischief just fine!" Wondering if I really wanted to go there, I finally decided to order some chili cheese fries, but that Roberson chick was gone, soI started to make my way towards....

  5. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    KCC Big Country who was then doing her thing with the cymbals incessantly which made me wonder if she was just so happy to see me or she's actually sending off a warning. Alas, it was a warning! Following my trail was...

  6. C.A. Hubberpants profile image60
    C.A. Hubberpantsposted 10 years ago

    Constant Walker grooving to some cool sounding jams and sending off smoke signals from his hot mug of coffee, and it was then I realized...

  7. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    I must be nearing the end of my journey...

  8. profile image0
    C. C. Riterposted 10 years ago

    as I see Tolden Goad heading away on chapter six...

  9. C.S.Alexis profile image88
    C.S.Alexisposted 10 years ago

    I would never be able to break the tight grip hubpages had on my mind. They must have implanted a chip in my brain through hidden codes embedded in the forum section.

  10. Shalini Kagal profile image59
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    this had to be the work of Big Brother BT Evilpants or the Old Firm - maybe they were masterminding this together! So I...

  11. B.T. Evilpants profile image59
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    ran to the counter, and grabbed the bar code reader. I swiped it across my forehead. Nope, no hidden code. But it did say that I was on sale. Buy one get one free, at that. I said: "I'll take two!" The girl at the counter looked confused, but she...

  12. k@ri profile image88
    k@riposted 10 years ago

    took my money and turned away.  I asked,

  13. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    "how much would wood a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"  hah

  14. rmr profile image76
    rmrposted 10 years ago

    This was obviously a coded message. I Googled it, and found that the answer was 3 face cords per day. This could only mean one thing...

  15. C.A. Hubberpants profile image60
    C.A. Hubberpantsposted 10 years ago

    ...I'd have to Google "face cords" to find possible clues, then order some Chinese for lunch...unless 3 face cords means what I think it means, and just maybe that meaning is...

  16. k@ri profile image88
    k@riposted 10 years ago

    I'm not really on sale...I do have a chip in my brain...and, Hey that girl just took my money!  I'd better...

  17. C.S.Alexis profile image88
    C.S.Alexisposted 10 years ago

    pull out my handy, dandy pocket switch blade grab her by the arm, force her to the floor and

  18. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    tickle her until she wets her pants, grab my money and make a run for the door!  Then, I'll.....

  19. k@ri profile image88
    k@riposted 10 years ago

    click my heels together 3 times and think "There's no place like HubPages, there's no place like HubPages"...

  20. C.S.Alexis profile image88
    C.S.Alexisposted 10 years ago

    Thinking SweetiePie will hear my thoughts. She will rush to her computer and type up an article as fast as she can. This will put me in a position where

  21. profile image50
    Beautifulwomanposted 10 years ago

    hubs flying everywhere, could this be real or was it just another.....

  22. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    manic Monday, wishing it was Sunday, cuz that's my fun-day.   Hmmmmm.....does anyone really know what time it is?  Does anyone really care?   Time to.........

    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      crack a beer, sit back relax and enjoy the ...

      1. Pest profile image78
        Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        the bitching and complaining of my wife.  As i contemplate her...

  23. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    next move.  She seems to be up to something really sneaky this time.  I wonder if she'll

    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      call that hot girlfriend over again, they like going into the room for

      1. Pest profile image78
        Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Drinks and laughs.  i wonder if they ever...

  24. Jewels profile image83
    Jewelsposted 10 years ago

    they knew just how much I wanted to use them to escape my current reality.  The last 16 pages has spewed from the strangest parts of my psyche.  I have no idea what's real anymore.

    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      but who needs reality in times like these. I'd like to imagine them..

      1. Pest profile image78
        Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          ...doing shots from each others bellies.  Then the hot girlfriend pulls out a...

  25. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    hot pink studded dog collar and looks at me with those "you're gonna wear this" eyes.  Now what?  I don't think......

    1. sunforged profile image66
      sunforgedposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      that damn thing will not go over to well at the office christmas party tonight, oh well...

  26. goldentoad profile image59
    goldentoadposted 10 years ago

    so a bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-ye, I'm gunna

    1. sunforged profile image66
      sunforgedposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Woof leathertrucker that dog came to play

      1. Pest profile image78
        Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        ...hardcore for sure!  Obviously byy he way I am talking I am way too drunk to...

  27. raaghav profile image53
    raaghavposted 10 years ago

    love is life

  28. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    .....or life is love, or something like that.....I don't know what I'm saying!   This hot pink collar actually looks pretty good on me!  It matches my........

  29. k@ri profile image88
    k@riposted 10 years ago

    blood shot eyes.  Now where is that...

  30. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    spiked whip and lace blinfold that I always carry with me for opportunities like this? Oh I guess I'd have to do with the hot pink collar and...

  31. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    see what these two have in store for me.  My wife and her girlfriend seem to think......

  32. C.A. Hubberpants profile image60
    C.A. Hubberpantsposted 10 years ago

    I'm their sex toy, and truth be known...

  33. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    I'm still a virgin! And...

  34. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    I'm hot and ready for some 3-way action!  Bring it on chick-a-dees!  Have your way with me!  Make me.............

  35. k@ri profile image88
    k@riposted 10 years ago

    wear a muzzle?  Wait, that's not what I had in mind, I...

  36. C.A. Hubberpants profile image60
    C.A. Hubberpantsposted 10 years ago

    meant to say put a muzzle on the dog who seems a little too curious about our activities, and he's known to sniff a crack or two, so the plan was to...

  37. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    distract my wife and her girlfriend by......

  38. C.S.Alexis profile image88
    C.S.Alexisposted 10 years ago

    mowing the lawn and washing and waxing the car before I do dishes.

    1. Pest profile image78
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Are having too much fun to notice

  39. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    Then I'll vacuum, take out the trash, clean out the oven and refrigerator, bake a batch of homemade cookies and then start her and her girlfriend a hot steamy bubble bath.  I bet they......

  40. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    Oh no! My cellphone is ringing!  Please don't let my wife and her girlfriend hear it!   I don't recognize this number.  "Hello?"

    1. Pest profile image78
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Not now Chris, I am trying to make the wife happy. You know I can't go to the strip club, but I can...

  41. Pam Roberson profile image71
    Pam Robersonposted 10 years ago

    invite you over to peep in the window, just don't...

  42. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    drool on the glass like you did that other time!  You have be extremely quiet this time as well!  What?

  43. Pam Roberson profile image71
    Pam Robersonposted 10 years ago

    No I will not video the activities! What do take me for? A pervert? Oh the girls are calling for me to bring the whip and some finger sandwiches, but remember this...

  44. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    you mustn't tell ANYONE about what you see here tonight!  Do you understand me? Good!  Now.....

    1. Pest profile image78
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Chris are you coming or not...No! No! don't get naked!  You perv!  Now they want a zucchini!  Do you have one?  I am so...

  45. Pam Roberson profile image71
    Pam Robersonposted 10 years ago

    bring your own sandwiches cause this ain't no restaurant! The phone again? "Hello?"

  46. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    friggin' excited!  Hurry up!  Stop and get one, you fool!  Call me when you get here!

  47. Pam Roberson profile image71
    Pam Robersonposted 10 years ago

    I sure hope Cris doesn't forget the zucchini, the girls are getting rowdy and I hear whispers that they might try to wax me...wait, i hear something, it sounds like...

  48. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    my wife is on the internet tapping away.  Who the hell is she talking to?  I can almost make it out......it looks like....

    1. Pest profile image78
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Pest!  Why in the hell...

  49. C.S.Alexis profile image88
    C.S.Alexisposted 10 years ago

    did you forget that zucchini? You know how I like you to stick it in my

    1. Pest profile image78
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      ..wifes hair while i wear diapers...now we need to replace...

  50. KCC Big Country profile image89
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    the batteries in the.....

 
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