Cris A leaning casually against a tree with an air of dark brooding mystery as he sipped his coffee and blew smoke rings in the air that cast the illusion of two lovers tangled in passion...I was snapped out of this hypnotic vision by the sound of...
said Pam Roberson! I said "dang! what, you a waitress now?" so she scurried off muttering something like "where can i find dem male muses!" over and over and OVER again... While she shrank in the growing shadows...I wandered back to C.C. Riter, who was then having tea with Teresa McGurk and Shalini Kagal. Okay, where are we headed?
CC Riter kindly replied, "We're headed off to the land of the lesbos! They can handle all this mischief just fine!" Wondering if I really wanted to go there, I finally decided to order some chili cheese fries, but that Roberson chick was gone, soI started to make my way towards....
KCC Big Country who was then doing her thing with the cymbals incessantly which made me wonder if she was just so happy to see me or she's actually sending off a warning. Alas, it was a warning! Following my trail was...
Constant Walker grooving to some cool sounding jams and sending off smoke signals from his hot mug of coffee, and it was then I realized...
I would never be able to break the tight grip hubpages had on my mind. They must have implanted a chip in my brain through hidden codes embedded in the forum section.
this had to be the work of Big Brother BT Evilpants or the Old Firm - maybe they were masterminding this together! So I...
ran to the counter, and grabbed the bar code reader. I swiped it across my forehead. Nope, no hidden code. But it did say that I was on sale. Buy one get one free, at that. I said: "I'll take two!" The girl at the counter looked confused, but she...
"how much would wood a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" hah
This was obviously a coded message. I Googled it, and found that the answer was 3 face cords per day. This could only mean one thing...
...I'd have to Google "face cords" to find possible clues, then order some Chinese for lunch...unless 3 face cords means what I think it means, and just maybe that meaning is...
I'm not really on sale...I do have a chip in my brain...and, Hey that girl just took my money! I'd better...
pull out my handy, dandy pocket switch blade grab her by the arm, force her to the floor and
tickle her until she wets her pants, grab my money and make a run for the door! Then, I'll.....
click my heels together 3 times and think "There's no place like HubPages, there's no place like HubPages"...
Thinking SweetiePie will hear my thoughts. She will rush to her computer and type up an article as fast as she can. This will put me in a position where
hubs flying everywhere, could this be real or was it just another.....
manic Monday, wishing it was Sunday, cuz that's my fun-day. Hmmmmm.....does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care? Time to.........
next move. She seems to be up to something really sneaky this time. I wonder if she'll
they knew just how much I wanted to use them to escape my current reality. The last 16 pages has spewed from the strangest parts of my psyche. I have no idea what's real anymore.
hot pink studded dog collar and looks at me with those "you're gonna wear this" eyes. Now what? I don't think......
.....or life is love, or something like that.....I don't know what I'm saying! This hot pink collar actually looks pretty good on me! It matches my........
spiked whip and lace blinfold that I always carry with me for opportunities like this? Oh I guess I'd have to do with the hot pink collar and...
see what these two have in store for me. My wife and her girlfriend seem to think......
I'm hot and ready for some 3-way action! Bring it on chick-a-dees! Have your way with me! Make me.............
meant to say put a muzzle on the dog who seems a little too curious about our activities, and he's known to sniff a crack or two, so the plan was to...
mowing the lawn and washing and waxing the car before I do dishes.
Then I'll vacuum, take out the trash, clean out the oven and refrigerator, bake a batch of homemade cookies and then start her and her girlfriend a hot steamy bubble bath. I bet they......
Oh no! My cellphone is ringing! Please don't let my wife and her girlfriend hear it! I don't recognize this number. "Hello?"
drool on the glass like you did that other time! You have be extremely quiet this time as well! What?
No I will not video the activities! What do take me for? A pervert? Oh the girls are calling for me to bring the whip and some finger sandwiches, but remember this...
you mustn't tell ANYONE about what you see here tonight! Do you understand me? Good! Now.....
bring your own sandwiches cause this ain't no restaurant! The phone again? "Hello?"
friggin' excited! Hurry up! Stop and get one, you fool! Call me when you get here!
I sure hope Cris doesn't forget the zucchini, the girls are getting rowdy and I hear whispers that they might try to wax me...wait, i hear something, it sounds like...
my wife is on the internet tapping away. Who the hell is she talking to? I can almost make it out......it looks like....
did you forget that zucchini? You know how I like you to stick it in my
by WordWielder 2 weeks ago
Thanks kimback for the inspiration to do this with your last topic.... Simple rules: Every two lines have to rhyme, the next two lines have to rhyme as well but be different from the first lines. Be creative and make it fun! I'll start with the first two lines to give it a sense of...
by Edlira 8 years ago
I met you a warm,bright sunny dayFelt lucky and happy like no one on earthYou were way out of my leagueFor a godess like you, I couldn't be worth
by kacey23 3 years ago
Could I post a short story on my hub page for others to comment on?
by Infobrowser 6 years ago
A Nintendo DS
by Brandon Lobo 7 years ago
Hi everyone, I was just curious and wanted to know how many hubbers actually visit the forums. If you see this post - leave a reply just once no matter how big it is but don't post a second reply as it will be easy to count then.
by Lisa 7 years ago
Should a writer still try to post a hub even if someone close to them isn't comfortable with it?I wrote a short story (my first attempt at one anyways) and it's based on my past. The only thing is one of the people that was involved in that situation doesn't want me to post it, even though...
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