Let's write a short story line by line!

1. 69

   Pam Robersonposted 16 years ago

   Cris A leaning casually against a tree with an air of dark brooding mystery as he sipped his coffee and blew smoke rings in the air that cast the illusion of two lovers tangled in passion...I was snapped out of this hypnotic vision by the sound of...

   replyreport
2. 73

   KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

   "Can I take your order?"......

   replyreport
3. 60

   Cris Aposted 16 years ago

   said Pam Roberson! I said "dang! what, you a waitress now?" so she scurried off muttering something like "where can i find dem male muses!" over and over and OVER again... While she shrank in the growing shadows...I wandered back to C.C. Riter, who was then having tea with Teresa McGurk and Shalini Kagal. Okay, where are we headed?

   replyreport
4. 61

   C.A. Hubberpantsposted 16 years ago

   CC Riter kindly replied, "We're headed off to the land of the lesbos! They can handle all this mischief just fine!" Wondering if I really wanted to go there, I finally decided to order some chili cheese fries, but that Roberson chick was gone, soI started to make my way towards....

   replyreport
5. 60

   Cris Aposted 16 years ago

   KCC Big Country who was then doing her thing with the cymbals incessantly which made me wonder if she was just so happy to see me or she's actually sending off a warning. Alas, it was a warning! Following my trail was...

   replyreport
6. 61

   C.A. Hubberpantsposted 16 years ago

   Constant Walker grooving to some cool sounding jams and sending off smoke signals from his hot mug of coffee, and it was then I realized...

   replyreport
7. 60

   Cris Aposted 16 years ago

   I must be nearing the end of my journey...

   replyreport
8. 0

   C. C. Riterposted 16 years ago

   as I see Tolden Goad heading away on chapter six...

   replyreport
9. 71

   C.S.Alexisposted 16 years ago

   I would never be able to break the tight grip hubpages had on my mind. They must have implanted a chip in my brain through hidden codes embedded in the forum section.

   replyreport
10. 54

    Shalini Kagalposted 16 years ago

    this had to be the work of Big Brother BT Evilpants or the Old Firm - maybe they were masterminding this together! So I...

    replyreport
11. 60

    B.T. Evilpantsposted 16 years ago

    ran to the counter, and grabbed the bar code reader. I swiped it across my forehead. Nope, no hidden code. But it did say that I was on sale. Buy one get one free, at that. I said: "I'll take two!" The girl at the counter looked confused, but she...

    replyreport
12. 84

    k@riposted 16 years ago

    took my money and turned away.  I asked,

    replyreport
13. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    "how much would wood a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"  hah

    replyreport
14. 71

    rmrposted 16 years ago

    This was obviously a coded message. I Googled it, and found that the answer was 3 face cords per day. This could only mean one thing...

    replyreport
15. 61

    C.A. Hubberpantsposted 16 years ago

    ...I'd have to Google "face cords" to find possible clues, then order some Chinese for lunch...unless 3 face cords means what I think it means, and just maybe that meaning is...

    replyreport
16. 84

    k@riposted 16 years ago

    I'm not really on sale...I do have a chip in my brain...and, Hey that girl just took my money!  I'd better...

    replyreport
17. 71

    C.S.Alexisposted 16 years ago

    pull out my handy, dandy pocket switch blade grab her by the arm, force her to the floor and

    replyreport
18. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    tickle her until she wets her pants, grab my money and make a run for the door!  Then, I'll.....

    replyreport
19. 84

    k@riposted 16 years ago

    click my heels together 3 times and think "There's no place like HubPages, there's no place like HubPages"...

    replyreport
20. 71

    C.S.Alexisposted 16 years ago

    Thinking SweetiePie will hear my thoughts. She will rush to her computer and type up an article as fast as she can. This will put me in a position where

    replyreport
21. 53

    Beautifulwomanposted 16 years ago

    hubs flying everywhere, could this be real or was it just another.....

    replyreport
22. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    manic Monday, wishing it was Sunday, cuz that's my fun-day.   Hmmmmm.....does anyone really know what time it is?  Does anyone really care?   Time to.........

    replyreport
    1. 60

       goldentoadposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       crack a beer, sit back relax and enjoy the ...

       replyreport
       1. 57

          Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          the bitching and complaining of my wife.  As i contemplate her...

          replyreport
23. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    next move.  She seems to be up to something really sneaky this time.  I wonder if she'll

    replyreport
    1. 60

       goldentoadposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       call that hot girlfriend over again, they like going into the room for

       replyreport
       1. 57

          Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Drinks and laughs.  i wonder if they ever...

          replyreport
24. 87

    Jewelsposted 16 years ago

    they knew just how much I wanted to use them to escape my current reality.  The last 16 pages has spewed from the strangest parts of my psyche.  I have no idea what's real anymore.

    replyreport
    1. 60

       goldentoadposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       but who needs reality in times like these. I'd like to imagine them..

       replyreport
       1. 57

          Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

            ...doing shots from each others bellies.  Then the hot girlfriend pulls out a...

          replyreport
25. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    hot pink studded dog collar and looks at me with those "you're gonna wear this" eyes.  Now what?  I don't think......

    replyreport
    1. 80

       sunforgedposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       that damn thing will not go over to well at the office christmas party tonight, oh well...

       replyreport
26. 60

    goldentoadposted 16 years ago

    so a bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-ye, I'm gunna

    replyreport
    1. 80

       sunforgedposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Woof leathertrucker that dog came to play

       replyreport
       1. 57

          Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          ...hardcore for sure!  Obviously byy he way I am talking I am way too drunk to...

          replyreport
27. 55

    raaghavposted 16 years ago

    love is life

    replyreport
28. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    .....or life is love, or something like that.....I don't know what I'm saying!   This hot pink collar actually looks pretty good on me!  It matches my........

    replyreport
29. 84

    k@riposted 16 years ago

    blood shot eyes.  Now where is that...

    replyreport
30. 60

    Cris Aposted 16 years ago

    spiked whip and lace blinfold that I always carry with me for opportunities like this? Oh I guess I'd have to do with the hot pink collar and...

    replyreport
31. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    see what these two have in store for me.  My wife and her girlfriend seem to think......

    replyreport
32. 61

    C.A. Hubberpantsposted 16 years ago

    I'm their sex toy, and truth be known...

    replyreport
33. 60

    Cris Aposted 16 years ago

    I'm still a virgin! And...

    replyreport
34. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    I'm hot and ready for some 3-way action!  Bring it on chick-a-dees!  Have your way with me!  Make me.............

    replyreport
35. 84

    k@riposted 16 years ago

    wear a muzzle?  Wait, that's not what I had in mind, I...

    replyreport
36. 61

    C.A. Hubberpantsposted 16 years ago

    meant to say put a muzzle on the dog who seems a little too curious about our activities, and he's known to sniff a crack or two, so the plan was to...

    replyreport
37. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    distract my wife and her girlfriend by......

    replyreport
38. 71

    C.S.Alexisposted 16 years ago

    mowing the lawn and washing and waxing the car before I do dishes.

    replyreport
    1. 57

       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Are having too much fun to notice

       replyreport
39. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    Then I'll vacuum, take out the trash, clean out the oven and refrigerator, bake a batch of homemade cookies and then start her and her girlfriend a hot steamy bubble bath.  I bet they......

    replyreport
40. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    Oh no! My cellphone is ringing!  Please don't let my wife and her girlfriend hear it!   I don't recognize this number.  "Hello?"

    replyreport
    1. 57

       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Not now Chris, I am trying to make the wife happy. You know I can't go to the strip club, but I can...

       replyreport
41. 69

    Pam Robersonposted 16 years ago

    invite you over to peep in the window, just don't...

    replyreport
42. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    drool on the glass like you did that other time!  You have be extremely quiet this time as well!  What?

    replyreport
43. 69

    Pam Robersonposted 16 years ago

    No I will not video the activities! What do take me for? A pervert? Oh the girls are calling for me to bring the whip and some finger sandwiches, but remember this...

    replyreport
44. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    you mustn't tell ANYONE about what you see here tonight!  Do you understand me? Good!  Now.....

    replyreport
    1. 57

       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Chris are you coming or not...No! No! don't get naked!  You perv!  Now they want a zucchini!  Do you have one?  I am so...

       replyreport
45. 69

    Pam Robersonposted 16 years ago

    bring your own sandwiches cause this ain't no restaurant! The phone again? "Hello?"

    replyreport
46. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    friggin' excited!  Hurry up!  Stop and get one, you fool!  Call me when you get here!

    replyreport
47. 69

    Pam Robersonposted 16 years ago

    I sure hope Cris doesn't forget the zucchini, the girls are getting rowdy and I hear whispers that they might try to wax me...wait, i hear something, it sounds like...

    replyreport
48. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    my wife is on the internet tapping away.  Who the hell is she talking to?  I can almost make it out......it looks like....

    replyreport
    1. 57

       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Pest!  Why in the hell...

       replyreport
49. 71

    C.S.Alexisposted 16 years ago

    did you forget that zucchini? You know how I like you to stick it in my

    replyreport
    1. 57

       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       ..wifes hair while i wear diapers...now we need to replace...

       replyreport
50. 73

    KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

    the batteries in the.....

    replyreport