Let's write a short story line by line!

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   C.S.Alexisposted 16 years ago

   little monkey so he can bang his symbols together.

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   KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

   I've heard my wife whispering to her girffriend about how hot the monkey banging makes her.  Wonder what else turns her on....I bet.....

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      Christoph Reillyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      that remote control car that goes forward, reverse, forward, reverse, really fast, could be rigged up as a...

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   KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

   emergency generator in case Cris trips the breakers or something outside.  I just can't trust the boy when he's got his.........

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      Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      pants around his knees and a video camera...

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   KCC Big Countryposted 16 years ago

   pointed downward.   I don't know how many times I've had to tell him how it's supposed to be done.  He's just not very bright, if you know what I mean.  So, I wonder if......

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      Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      ..I just were to barge in on the ladies on my own with a potato rake and rubber hose...

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   C.S.Alexisposted 16 years ago

   would they make me suck the gas out of the tank using the hose or

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      goldentoadposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      make a beer bong out of it, make me gurgle down a few and get mr mojo going

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         Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         God knows I am going to need it as long as the wife is involved.  Thakfully Pest...

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   goldentoadposted 16 years ago

   got that blue pill from the trailer park that really gets things going, I'm expecting him any minute to

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   C.S.Alexisposted 16 years ago

   a loud scream is heard in the distance, now a crash and a bang and the door has blown off of the bedroom where your wife and her friend must be watching as you

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   C.S.Alexisposted 16 years ago

   hurl up all that beer!

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   Cris Aposted 16 years ago

   But the only thing Pest hurled was spit as he barged in. The spit he unknowingly spat went straight to my tonsils as i was about to say, "blessed day."  He then....

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      Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      ..told me that I may want to go to the clinic the next day and suggested that I gargle with...

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         goldentoadposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         some antifreeze, something toxic, cause he had something even more lethal he had

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    Shalini Kagalposted 16 years ago

    GTosis - and it was much worse than a mere case of bad breath...

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       and cold sores.  You give in to the urge to cheat on your spouse then deny all...

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    Cris Aposted 16 years ago

    the urge as you are faithful to the church. So I took the blue pill and then...

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    Tom Cornettposted 16 years ago

    DIONG!

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Toad has prematurely...

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    Tom Cornettposted 16 years ago

    wet his sock again

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    Cris Aposted 16 years ago

    And he's at it again! Unfortunately he had only a sock on! So I did the most unimaginable thing to do! I....

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    Tom Cornettposted 16 years ago

    peeled the sock off of the ceiling

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    Tom Cornettposted 16 years ago

    and told Toad, "You'll shoot your eye out kid!"

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    C.S.Alexisposted 16 years ago

    What you need to do is get down on your knees and pray. Pray for your salvation.
    Pray for world piece and pray for all those who have come before you. The world needs all the prayer you can muster. It is your calling. Pray boy pray hard pray long, just pray!

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    C.S.Alexisposted 16 years ago

    When you get up off your knees, take a walk. You need to get some fresh air and think about the next line to this story.

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    Dunne-Riteposted 16 years ago

    Which is of course the next line just before it becomes the last line. All that praying led me to think I shouldn't have taken that little pill. I also realize as I'm aging, it hurts trying to get up from kneeling. I think in the future, I'll do all of my praying standing up or sitting on the throne, in the out house.... as I leave a.......

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    B.T. Evilpantsposted 16 years ago

    Tip for the towel guy (it's a pretty fancy outhouse) .

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         He taps my ass and winks.  I reel and gag...

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    Tom Cornettposted 16 years ago

    when I saw where his other hand was!

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       I couldn't believe my eyes!  his other hand was deep buried deep up to his elbow...

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    Tom Cornettposted 16 years ago

    in his Ninja Turtles depends that were held up by gator clips on his man boob nipples!

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       His nipples stretched all the way to his mid section.  His abs glistened with...

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    Tom Cornettposted 16 years ago

    Minoxidil, grape jelly and

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Hair gel.  The hair on his abs grew in thick and dark with a hint of...

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    Cris Aposted 16 years ago

    old rose scent! Seeing and smelling all that, I naturally...

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       had to bury my nose in his chest hair while he...

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    Cris Aposted 16 years ago

    cooed and crooned me a lullaby which I found to be...

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    Tom Cornettposted 16 years ago

    quite arousing until he leaned to one side and

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       spit into his free hand and begin to...

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    Cris Aposted 16 years ago

    slick my hair back in order to...

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    Tom Cornettposted 16 years ago

    make a very unusual proposal about my

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Miniature Doberman.  I giggled coyly and...

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    Cris Aposted 16 years ago

    and unleashed it. Upon seeing it he...

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       ...screamed kill me, kill me now!  Another religion thread has hit the forums.  with that all was...

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    Cris Aposted 16 years ago

    churh-like. only the sound of sleep beckoning. so i slipped into a stupor and woke up...

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       cold and naked next to the...

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    Jewelsposted 16 years ago

    Gorgeous Beyonce who wanted to put a ring on it but...........

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    Cris Aposted 16 years ago

    i said to her Hell No! I'm no single lady! Luckily somebody walked in. It was...

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    Tom Cornettposted 16 years ago

    preacher who was licking a pink lolly pop while

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    Cris Aposted 16 years ago

    ...I petted by miniature doberman which i shouldn't have done so because then the preacher...

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       flipped his lid and started speaking in dog...

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    Cris Aposted 16 years ago

    dog speak! And strangely enough the preacher and my doberman seemed to be understanding one another's arf arf arf! After about an hour or so, they began...

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       sniffing each other in a way that made us feel awkward.  I had to leave before they...

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    Cris Aposted 16 years ago

    they get bored with sniffing alone. So i scurried out of outhouse and made my way to...

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       The shower and then off to bed where i said goodnight because tomorrow i have to...

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    Cris Aposted 16 years ago

    straighten out this mess of a story and go back to my adventure. Yes, MY ADVENTURE, i told myself that over and over again. Suddenly it's morning and the first thing I did was...

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    RFoxposted 16 years ago

    ......sit up and wonder where my clothes went. I hadn't woken up naked in the gutter since my first year in college....I don't remember drinking last night!

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    Jewelsposted 16 years ago

    Had I been drugged?  What the.....??  This could be embarrassing, naked, in the middle of.........

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    C.S.Alexisposted 16 years ago

    the morning. I was confused and wondering about what my doberman had to do with all of the marks on my lower body.
    
    The sun was up and I lay there trying to recall the night before.

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    rambo87posted 16 years ago

    As I sat there pondering a mysterious girl appeared by my side who went by the name of............................

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    TravelMonkeyposted 16 years ago

    Ivana...

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    C. C. Riterposted 16 years ago

    I had to go for a walk, to get away from all of these people because...

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    waynetposted 16 years ago

    there was an unshaved arse following all the little pixies as they flew about in the trees with spaghetti hanging from...

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    SparklingJewelposted 16 years ago

    I began to wonder if there was enough spagetti to plaster over my more private parts so as not to make the pixies blush or turn away in revulsion at the abuse of spagetti.

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    Lisa HWposted 16 years ago

    Desperately wishing to restore dignity to myself and the situation, I cleverly

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    B.T. Evilpantsposted 16 years ago

    found a rabid weasel, and shoved it into my pants.

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         I just love furry animals pressed against my groin, and the more wild the better, hence the rabid weasel.  A regular old...

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    G-Ma Johnsonposted 16 years ago

    snob at times...but now so very friendly...I was

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       now  in the mood for love.  i picked up the nearest...

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    Lisa HWposted 16 years ago

    piece of classic literature, because my previous attempt to restore some dignity to myself, and to the overwhelmingly undignified situation, had failed.  There, in the first line, I read

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    C.A. Hubberpantsposted 16 years ago

    "Red hot chicks with cleavage out to HERE and glistening with sweat and passion and..." Oh my, this is going to ...

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       Pestposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       have to do.  I like women but I prefer small animals.  With the literature in hand I gently...

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