Let's write a short story line by line!

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  1. C.S.Alexis profile image88
    C.S.Alexisposted 10 years ago

    little monkey so he can bang his symbols together.

  2. KCC Big Country profile image87
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    I've heard my wife whispering to her girffriend about how hot the monkey banging makes her.  Wonder what else turns her on....I bet.....

    1. Christoph Reilly profile image70
      Christoph Reillyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      that remote control car that goes forward, reverse, forward, reverse, really fast, could be rigged up as a...

  3. KCC Big Country profile image87
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    emergency generator in case Cris trips the breakers or something outside.  I just can't trust the boy when he's got his.........

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      pants around his knees and a video camera...

  4. KCC Big Country profile image87
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    pointed downward.   I don't know how many times I've had to tell him how it's supposed to be done.  He's just not very bright, if you know what I mean.  So, I wonder if......

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      ..I just were to barge in on the ladies on my own with a potato rake and rubber hose...

  5. C.S.Alexis profile image88
    C.S.Alexisposted 10 years ago

    would they make me suck the gas out of the tank using the hose or

    1. goldentoad profile image61
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      make a beer bong out of it, make me gurgle down a few and get mr mojo going

      1. Pest profile image75
        Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        God knows I am going to need it as long as the wife is involved.  Thakfully Pest...

  6. goldentoad profile image61
    goldentoadposted 10 years ago

    got that blue pill from the trailer park that really gets things going, I'm expecting him any minute to

  7. C.S.Alexis profile image88
    C.S.Alexisposted 10 years ago

    a loud scream is heard in the distance, now a crash and a bang and the door has blown off of the bedroom where your wife and her friend must be watching as you

  8. C.S.Alexis profile image88
    C.S.Alexisposted 10 years ago

    hurl up all that beer!

  9. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    But the only thing Pest hurled was spit as he barged in. The spit he unknowingly spat went straight to my tonsils as i was about to say, "blessed day."  He then....

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      ..told me that I may want to go to the clinic the next day and suggested that I gargle with...

      1. goldentoad profile image61
        goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        some antifreeze, something toxic, cause he had something even more lethal he had

  10. Shalini Kagal profile image60
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    GTosis - and it was much worse than a mere case of bad breath...

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      and cold sores.  You give in to the urge to cheat on your spouse then deny all...

  11. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    the urge as you are faithful to the church. So I took the blue pill and then...

  12. Tom Cornett profile image78
    Tom Cornettposted 10 years ago

    DIONG!

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Toad has prematurely...

  13. Tom Cornett profile image78
    Tom Cornettposted 10 years ago

    wet his sock again

  14. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    And he's at it again! Unfortunately he had only a sock on! So I did the most unimaginable thing to do! I....

  15. Tom Cornett profile image78
    Tom Cornettposted 10 years ago

    peeled the sock off of the ceiling

  16. Tom Cornett profile image78
    Tom Cornettposted 10 years ago

    and told Toad, "You'll shoot your eye out kid!"

  17. C.S.Alexis profile image88
    C.S.Alexisposted 10 years ago

    What you need to do is get down on your knees and pray. Pray for your salvation.
    Pray for world piece and pray for all those who have come before you. The world needs all the prayer you can muster. It is your calling. Pray boy pray hard pray long, just pray!

  18. C.S.Alexis profile image88
    C.S.Alexisposted 10 years ago

    When you get up off your knees, take a walk. You need to get some fresh air and think about the next line to this story.

  19. Dunne-Rite profile image56
    Dunne-Riteposted 10 years ago

    Which is of course the next line just before it becomes the last line. All that praying led me to think I shouldn't have taken that little pill. I also realize as I'm aging, it hurts trying to get up from kneeling. I think in the future, I'll do all of my praying standing up or sitting on the throne, in the out house.... as I leave a.......

  20. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    Tip for the towel guy (it's a pretty fancy outhouse) .

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        He taps my ass and winks.  I reel and gag...

  21. Tom Cornett profile image78
    Tom Cornettposted 10 years ago

    when I saw where his other hand was!

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I couldn't believe my eyes!  his other hand was deep buried deep up to his elbow...

  22. Tom Cornett profile image78
    Tom Cornettposted 10 years ago

    in his Ninja Turtles depends that were held up by gator clips on his man boob nipples!

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      His nipples stretched all the way to his mid section.  His abs glistened with...

  23. Tom Cornett profile image78
    Tom Cornettposted 10 years ago

    Minoxidil, grape jelly and

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Hair gel.  The hair on his abs grew in thick and dark with a hint of...

  24. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    old rose scent! Seeing and smelling all that, I naturally...

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      had to bury my nose in his chest hair while he...

  25. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    cooed and crooned me a lullaby which I found to be...

  26. Tom Cornett profile image78
    Tom Cornettposted 10 years ago

    quite arousing until he leaned to one side and

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      spit into his free hand and begin to...

  27. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    slick my hair back in order to...

  28. Tom Cornett profile image78
    Tom Cornettposted 10 years ago

    make a very unusual proposal about my

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Miniature Doberman.  I giggled coyly and...

  29. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    and unleashed it. Upon seeing it he...

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      ...screamed kill me, kill me now!  Another religion thread has hit the forums.  with that all was...

  30. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    churh-like. only the sound of sleep beckoning. so i slipped into a stupor and woke up...

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      cold and naked next to the...

  31. Jewels profile image85
    Jewelsposted 10 years ago

    Gorgeous Beyonce who wanted to put a ring on it but...........

  32. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    i said to her Hell No! I'm no single lady! Luckily somebody walked in. It was...

  33. Tom Cornett profile image78
    Tom Cornettposted 10 years ago

    preacher who was licking a pink lolly pop while

  34. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    ...I petted by miniature doberman which i shouldn't have done so because then the preacher...

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      flipped his lid and started speaking in dog...

  35. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    dog speak! And strangely enough the preacher and my doberman seemed to be understanding one another's arf arf arf! After about an hour or so, they began...

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      sniffing each other in a way that made us feel awkward.  I had to leave before they...

  36. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    they get bored with sniffing alone. So i scurried out of outhouse and made my way to...

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      The shower and then off to bed where i said goodnight because tomorrow i have to...

  37. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    straighten out this mess of a story and go back to my adventure. Yes, MY ADVENTURE, i told myself that over and over again. Suddenly it's morning and the first thing I did was...

  38. profile image0
    RFoxposted 10 years ago

    ......sit up and wonder where my clothes went. I hadn't woken up naked in the gutter since my first year in college....I don't remember drinking last night!

  39. Jewels profile image85
    Jewelsposted 10 years ago

    Had I been drugged?  What the.....??  This could be embarrassing, naked, in the middle of.........

  40. C.S.Alexis profile image88
    C.S.Alexisposted 10 years ago

    the morning. I was confused and wondering about what my doberman had to do with all of the marks on my lower body.

    The sun was up and I lay there trying to recall the night before.

  41. rambo87 profile image61
    rambo87posted 10 years ago

    As I sat there pondering a mysterious girl appeared by my side who went by the name of............................

  42. TravelMonkey profile image60
    TravelMonkeyposted 10 years ago

    Ivana...

  43. profile image0
    C. C. Riterposted 10 years ago

    I had to go for a walk, to get away from all of these people because...

  44. waynet profile image70
    waynetposted 10 years ago

    there was an unshaved arse following all the little pixies as they flew about in the trees with spaghetti hanging from...

  45. SparklingJewel profile image69
    SparklingJewelposted 10 years ago

    I began to wonder if there was enough spagetti to plaster over my more private parts so as not to make the pixies blush or turn away in revulsion at the abuse of spagetti.

  46. Lisa HW profile image60
    Lisa HWposted 10 years ago

    Desperately wishing to restore dignity to myself and the situation, I cleverly

  47. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    found a rabid weasel, and shoved it into my pants.

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        I just love furry animals pressed against my groin, and the more wild the better, hence the rabid weasel.  A regular old...

  48. G-Ma Johnson profile image68
    G-Ma Johnsonposted 10 years ago

    snob at times...but now so very friendly...I was

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      now  in the mood for love.  i picked up the nearest...

  49. Lisa HW profile image60
    Lisa HWposted 10 years ago

    piece of classic literature, because my previous attempt to restore some dignity to myself, and to the overwhelmingly undignified situation, had failed.  There, in the first line, I read

  50. C.A. Hubberpants profile image61
    C.A. Hubberpantsposted 10 years ago

    "Red hot chicks with cleavage out to HERE and glistening with sweat and passion and..." Oh my, this is going to ...

    1. Pest profile image75
      Pestposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      have to do.  I like women but I prefer small animals.  With the literature in hand I gently...

 
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