pointed downward. I don't know how many times I've had to tell him how it's supposed to be done. He's just not very bright, if you know what I mean. So, I wonder if......
a loud scream is heard in the distance, now a crash and a bang and the door has blown off of the bedroom where your wife and her friend must be watching as you
But the only thing Pest hurled was spit as he barged in. The spit he unknowingly spat went straight to my tonsils as i was about to say, "blessed day." He then....
What you need to do is get down on your knees and pray. Pray for your salvation. Pray for world piece and pray for all those who have come before you. The world needs all the prayer you can muster. It is your calling. Pray boy pray hard pray long, just pray!
Which is of course the next line just before it becomes the last line. All that praying led me to think I shouldn't have taken that little pill. I also realize as I'm aging, it hurts trying to get up from kneeling. I think in the future, I'll do all of my praying standing up or sitting on the throne, in the out house.... as I leave a.......
dog speak! And strangely enough the preacher and my doberman seemed to be understanding one another's arf arf arf! After about an hour or so, they began...
straighten out this mess of a story and go back to my adventure. Yes, MY ADVENTURE, i told myself that over and over again. Suddenly it's morning and the first thing I did was...
......sit up and wonder where my clothes went. I hadn't woken up naked in the gutter since my first year in college....I don't remember drinking last night!
I began to wonder if there was enough spagetti to plaster over my more private parts so as not to make the pixies blush or turn away in revulsion at the abuse of spagetti.
piece of classic literature, because my previous attempt to restore some dignity to myself, and to the overwhelmingly undignified situation, had failed. There, in the first line, I read
Thanks kimback for the inspiration to do this with your last topic.... Simple rules: Every two lines have to rhyme, the next two lines have to rhyme as well but be different from the first lines. Be creative and make it fun! I'll start with the first two lines to give it a sense of...
Hi everyone, I was just curious and wanted to know how many hubbers actually visit the forums. If you see this post - leave a reply just once no matter how big it is but don't post a second reply as it will be easy to count then.
no more than 4 lines.... and we need them to rhyme... Though tired after a long day I am staying up writing Just having my say beginning a rhyme that will go on and on...... ...
Should a writer still try to post a hub even if someone close to them isn't comfortable with it?I wrote a short story (my first attempt at one anyways) and it's based on my past. The only thing is one of the people that was involved in that situation doesn't want me to post it, even though...
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