Goodbye HubPages

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   Mrvoodooposted 9 years ago

   I thought it might save space if everyone who was going to leave for greener pastures did their flouncing announcements in one place, namely here.
   
   Please fill out the following form when flouncing:
   
   Handle_____________
   Sock Puppet(s)_______________
   
   I'm flouncing because (check all that apply):
   ____the God Pushers are mean to me.
   ____the Atheists are mean to me.
   ____the mods aren't tough enough on _________ (insert names).
   ____the Mods are Nazis.
   ____HubPages killed my goldfish.
   
   I'll be back:
   ____when hell freezes over.
   ____when I get banned from HubPages.
   ____when I'm sure everyone here has forgotten I told them to go screw themselves.
   ____when I sober up (that one's for you BC )
   
   On returning my handle will be:
   ____the same as my current handle.
   ____the same as my current handle with a '2' at the end.
   ____completely different until a Mod outs me.
   
   Other Information:
   
   ____I will make no secret that I'm still lurking and reading everything about me.
   
   ____I would like you to pretend you don't know that I'm still lurking around.
   
   ____I'll be back under other names immediately.
   
   Additional re-hashing of all that has gone on here can be found at at:
   ______________________ under the name of _____________________

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      Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOL - Nice one.
      
      I flounced out of the forums once - but I did it in style.

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      Uninvited Writerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ha ha. Very good

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      Mrvoodooposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Must be that time of year again.

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      nyliramposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Kewl Mr Voodoo apart from the goldfish (I don't have one)I could honestly sign/ hahahaha ur 1 witty lil Hubber.
      Have a Good Christmas.

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      Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Mrvoodoo, what a snappy idea to create this perfect "I'm leaving" tool. This is definitely a time saver and should come in handy especially for those who a long line of puppetry stashed.

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   soni2006posted 9 years ago

   Goodbye Mr. Voodoo.

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   Nanny J.O.A.T.posted 9 years ago

   Now wait just a cotton pea pickin minute!! I thought I was the only one around here who killed goldfish!!!
   
   If hubpages is going to steal my action - I'm outta Here!!!
   
   Sorry Voodoo- I couldn't help myself! ROFLMAOAPMP!!

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   Lisa HWposted 9 years ago

      This is great. 
   
   What about adding:
   
   Other Information:
   
   __I will make no secret that I'm still lurking and reading everything about me.
   
   __Please pretend you don't know that I'm still lurking around.
   
   __I'll be back under other names immediately.
   
   Additional re-hashing of all that has gone on here can be found at at:
   ______________________ under the name of _____________________

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      darksideposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      OMG! I'm hurting here! I'm laughing so hard I'm going to vomit.
      
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
      
      That was brilliant. The both of them. I need to go outside for some fresh air and wipe the tears from my face.

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      atilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Now that's how it really is

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   Ivorwenposted 9 years ago

   Love it!

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   badcompany99posted 9 years ago

   Can you add " When I sober up " to the I Will Be Back Bit.
   
   Cheers

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      kmackey32posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOL yea

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   Mrvoodooposted 9 years ago

   As much as I'd like to take credit for this I can't, I stole it and adapted it for HubPages from elsewhere.
   
   I've added all your additional fields though, thanks for the suggestions, they definitely make it complete.
   
   And Nanny, what is this: 'ROFLMAOAPMP' ?? lol

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      badcompany99posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Lol cheers my friend, love it

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      Nanny J.O.A.T.posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!!remember -  you asked:  Rolling On Floor Laughing My A$$ Off And Peeing My Pants!

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         Mrvoodooposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         lol, I knew I shouldn't have asked!

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            flread45posted 9 years agoin reply to this

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   Garrett McLeeposted 9 years ago

   Hahah this is great.  So are you leaving or just showing us this?  If you're leaving you have to fill it out too!

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   Beth100posted 9 years ago

   Are we lemmings or what? One jumps over the cliff, and all others follow???  lol

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      Lisa HWposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Nobody's lemmings.  It's all the same person doing the same thing under different names.        (Maybe the Freemasons are behind it.)

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    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    Nanny, that's toooo funny!!!!!!

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       Nanny J.O.A.T.posted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Goes along with LSHIH2P (Laughed So Hard I Had 2 Pee!)

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    Paragliderposted 9 years ago

    Great opening post, even if it was stolen/adapted

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    apekshaposted 9 years ago

    oh! it will take tons of time...big post...I dont think that nybody here will fill all....
    nice 1...
    :0

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    Eaglekiwiposted 9 years ago

    ...eyes tearing up 
    
    (Personally Id find it hard ,if not impossible to say goodbye to a website,but alas stranger things have happened)
    
    MrV..luv yer sense of humor..jes luv it!

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    getpaidtopostposted 9 years ago

    Sorry to see you go Mrvoodoo. thanks the tips on flouncing.
    
    You take care Mrvoodoo

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       Eaglekiwiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       huh?

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       CabinGirlposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Go to Google and type in " Satire " 

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          getpaidtopostposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks cabin girl, This is why I started the post can you spell. I am crap at English I blame Americanization and my teacher at school who was crap.
          
          I will go check this out, Satire. Thanks cabin girl
          

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       Mrvoodooposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks buddy, that's sweet, although I'm not actually leaving, I wish my Adsense CTR was a little higher, but all-in-all I like it here.

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    badcompany99posted 9 years ago

    Satire - " the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc. "

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       Lisa HWposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       "deriding" seems a little harsh (although I'm not, of course, debating the definition).   In this case, I like to think it's more a matter of a little good natured humor about something that does ring a bell quite often.   

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    Mishaposted 9 years ago

    LOL That's a nice one MrVoodoo

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    Jane@CMposted 9 years ago

    Hilarious, can I steal it and use it on my other message board - oh, wait, I can't, they'd pull the post..muhaha

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       Mrvoodooposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Feel free to use it where you will.

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    RooBeeposted 9 years ago

    Great. At least now flouncing can be done with some uniformity for goodness-sake.

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    SweetiePieposted 9 years ago

    Very humorous post.  I think those who say they are done with Hubpages are not really done, or else they would leave and not say anything about it .

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    AEvansposted 9 years ago

    Love the form but how did all of this come about?

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       Mrvoodooposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Well, I think perhaps you already know, but I guess it was inspired by my favorite book:
       
       

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          Maddie Ruudposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Oh.  Em.  Gee.  Hilarious.

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             Mrvoodooposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             lol, I can't help but feel that I've crossed some kind of line there that shouldn't have been crossed, but I guess it's too late to worry about that now.

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          alekhouseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          So funny!

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    Iðunnposted 9 years ago

    I've been doing it all wrong.  I usually just unpublish and really disappear on my sabbaticals.
    
    An instructive thread on the subject, finally.   
    
    *downloads the form*
    
    brilliant work, you guyz.  hahaha

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    wannabwesternposted 9 years ago

    Now you need to turn this into an actual hub with the pic/text/comment format. The photo? A burning bridge, of course.

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       Mrvoodooposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Good idea, I'm pretty drunk right now, but should I wake up tomorrow, consider it done.

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    Marisa Wrightposted 9 years ago

    Love the form - says it in a nutshell!  I think wannabwestern has a good idea there - make it a Hub so it doesn't get lost!

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    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    Maddie how could you? I had never seen solid evidence of your bullying before, but the look on the tortoise's face says it all.

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       darksideposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Tortoise?
       
       That's the Unimpressed Turtle!

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          earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          You are right, that be one unimpressed turtle!Maddie will have to be more aware of her image in future, photographic evidence like this could be used in court! That will soon pull her in to line.

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             Eric Graudinsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             With shoes like that, no court would ever convict her.

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                earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                That cracked me up! I just scrolled up to the footwear!

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          Mrvoodooposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          lol, now it's me that's laughing hard.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 9 years ago

    I think the Lemmings were the people next door.  The dad's name was Simon and you could hear him telling his family, "Simon says"......

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    Tom Cornettposted 9 years ago

    Ah...I have stumbled upon the star belly sneeches! 

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       Mrvoodooposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Oh contraire, Sylvester McMonkey McBean.

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          Tom Cornettposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          How much for a star...Chippy?

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             Mrvoodooposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             I thought you already had yours.

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                Tom Cornettposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                Nope....just waiting for change. 

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                   Mrvoodooposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                   Then $3 to you and not a cent more.

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                      Tom Cornettposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                      Cool...I could use 3 bucks! 

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    Love it Mr. Voodoo Love it! and yea sadly more ppl are leaving us

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       Sa Toyaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       it's tres funny....I hate seeing people leave when I've only just started.

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          Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          yea it does suck...but don't worry a few go but a lot stay

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       Mrvoodooposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       So I've noticed, I thought perhaps it was time to resurrect the form.
       
       Off out for beer now, Merry Christmas to all.

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          Daniel Carterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Loved the form. Good laugh.
          
          Beery Christmas, V!
          

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          Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          so i logged on, and saw this. imagine my surprise when i saw the title. have a beer for me too mr.v!!! this was so funny to read from the begining.
          merry xmas 

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             bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

             Merry Christmas everyone!

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             Mrvoodooposted 8 years agoin reply to this

             
             
             I certainly did have a beer for you, and another for all the hubbers.
             
             Merry Christmas.

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                Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                look, you got over 200 followers now!!!    congrats.

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    docrehabposted 8 years ago

    Ciao...Ciao...

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    athulnairposted 8 years ago

    merry Christmas..

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       nyliramposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Same to you Athulnair. Looks warm where you are too.

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

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       Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

       ha ha....where does everybody get these?

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          bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I have no idea.  I don't even know where to get a simple smiley face!  I guess I just suck when it comes to that....

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             Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

             simple smiley you type.   :  )  with no space   check formatting tips
             or are you pulling my leg?

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    GeneriqueMediaposted 8 years ago

    Good form ol'chap!
    
    Don't forget to file it with the TPS report, stamped in triplicate, and delivered notarized to Maddie.

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