Goodbye HubPages

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   Mrvoodooposted 16 years ago

   I thought it might save space if everyone who was going to leave for greener pastures did their flouncing announcements in one place, namely here.
   
   Please fill out the following form when flouncing:
   
   Handle_____________
   Sock Puppet(s)_______________
   
   I'm flouncing because (check all that apply):
   ____the God Pushers are mean to me.
   ____the Atheists are mean to me.
   ____the mods aren't tough enough on _________ (insert names).
   ____the Mods are Nazis.
   ____HubPages killed my goldfish.
   
   I'll be back:
   ____when hell freezes over.
   ____when I get banned from HubPages.
   ____when I'm sure everyone here has forgotten I told them to go screw themselves.
   ____when I sober up (that one's for you BC )
   
   On returning my handle will be:
   ____the same as my current handle.
   ____the same as my current handle with a '2' at the end.
   ____completely different until a Mod outs me.
   
   Other Information:
   
   ____I will make no secret that I'm still lurking and reading everything about me.
   
   ____I would like you to pretend you don't know that I'm still lurking around.
   
   ____I'll be back under other names immediately.
   
   Additional re-hashing of all that has gone on here can be found at at:
   ______________________ under the name of _____________________

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      Mark Knowlesposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      LOL - Nice one.
      
      I flounced out of the forums once - but I did it in style.

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      Uninvited Writerposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Ha ha. Very good

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      Mrvoodooposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Must be that time of year again.

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      nyliramposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Kewl Mr Voodoo apart from the goldfish (I don't have one)I could honestly sign/ hahahaha ur 1 witty lil Hubber.
      Have a Good Christmas.

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      Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Mrvoodoo, what a snappy idea to create this perfect "I'm leaving" tool. This is definitely a time saver and should come in handy especially for those who a long line of puppetry stashed.

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   soni2006posted 16 years ago

   Goodbye Mr. Voodoo.

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   Nanny J.O.A.T.posted 16 years ago

   Now wait just a cotton pea pickin minute!! I thought I was the only one around here who killed goldfish!!!
   
   If hubpages is going to steal my action - I'm outta Here!!!
   
   Sorry Voodoo- I couldn't help myself! ROFLMAOAPMP!!

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   Lisa HWposted 16 years ago

      This is great. 
   
   What about adding:
   
   Other Information:
   
   __I will make no secret that I'm still lurking and reading everything about me.
   
   __Please pretend you don't know that I'm still lurking around.
   
   __I'll be back under other names immediately.
   
   Additional re-hashing of all that has gone on here can be found at at:
   ______________________ under the name of _____________________

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      darksideposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      OMG! I'm hurting here! I'm laughing so hard I'm going to vomit.
      
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
      
      That was brilliant. The both of them. I need to go outside for some fresh air and wipe the tears from my face.

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      atilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Now that's how it really is

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   Ivorwenposted 16 years ago

   Love it!

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   badcompany99posted 16 years ago

   Can you add " When I sober up " to the I Will Be Back Bit.
   
   Cheers

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      kmackey32posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      LOL yea

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   Mrvoodooposted 16 years ago

   As much as I'd like to take credit for this I can't, I stole it and adapted it for HubPages from elsewhere.
   
   I've added all your additional fields though, thanks for the suggestions, they definitely make it complete.
   
   And Nanny, what is this: 'ROFLMAOAPMP' ?? lol

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      badcompany99posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Lol cheers my friend, love it

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      Nanny J.O.A.T.posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!!remember -  you asked:  Rolling On Floor Laughing My A$$ Off And Peeing My Pants!

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         Mrvoodooposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         lol, I knew I shouldn't have asked!

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            flread45posted 16 years agoin reply to this

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   Garrett McLeeposted 16 years ago

   Hahah this is great.  So are you leaving or just showing us this?  If you're leaving you have to fill it out too!

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   Beth100posted 16 years ago

   Are we lemmings or what? One jumps over the cliff, and all others follow???  lol

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      Lisa HWposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Nobody's lemmings.  It's all the same person doing the same thing under different names.        (Maybe the Freemasons are behind it.)

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    Beth100posted 16 years ago

    Nanny, that's toooo funny!!!!!!

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       Nanny J.O.A.T.posted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Goes along with LSHIH2P (Laughed So Hard I Had 2 Pee!)

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    Paragliderposted 16 years ago

    Great opening post, even if it was stolen/adapted

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    apekshaposted 16 years ago

    oh! it will take tons of time...big post...I dont think that nybody here will fill all....
    nice 1...
    :0

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    Eaglekiwiposted 16 years ago

    ...eyes tearing up 
    
    (Personally Id find it hard ,if not impossible to say goodbye to a website,but alas stranger things have happened)
    
    MrV..luv yer sense of humor..jes luv it!

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    getpaidtopostposted 16 years ago

    Sorry to see you go Mrvoodoo. thanks the tips on flouncing.
    
    You take care Mrvoodoo

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       Eaglekiwiposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       huh?

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       CabinGirlposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Go to Google and type in " Satire " 

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          getpaidtopostposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks cabin girl, This is why I started the post can you spell. I am crap at English I blame Americanization and my teacher at school who was crap.
          
          I will go check this out, Satire. Thanks cabin girl
          

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       Mrvoodooposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks buddy, that's sweet, although I'm not actually leaving, I wish my Adsense CTR was a little higher, but all-in-all I like it here.

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    badcompany99posted 16 years ago

    Satire - " the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc. "

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       Lisa HWposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       "deriding" seems a little harsh (although I'm not, of course, debating the definition).   In this case, I like to think it's more a matter of a little good natured humor about something that does ring a bell quite often.   

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    Mishaposted 16 years ago

    LOL That's a nice one MrVoodoo

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    Jane@CMposted 16 years ago

    Hilarious, can I steal it and use it on my other message board - oh, wait, I can't, they'd pull the post..muhaha

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       Mrvoodooposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Feel free to use it where you will.

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    RooBeeposted 16 years ago

    Great. At least now flouncing can be done with some uniformity for goodness-sake.

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    SweetiePieposted 16 years ago

    Very humorous post.  I think those who say they are done with Hubpages are not really done, or else they would leave and not say anything about it .

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    AEvansposted 16 years ago

    Love the form but how did all of this come about?

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       Mrvoodooposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Well, I think perhaps you already know, but I guess it was inspired by my favorite book:
       
       

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          Maddie Ruudposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Oh.  Em.  Gee.  Hilarious.

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             Mrvoodooposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             lol, I can't help but feel that I've crossed some kind of line there that shouldn't have been crossed, but I guess it's too late to worry about that now.

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          alekhouseposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          So funny!

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    Iðunnposted 16 years ago

    I've been doing it all wrong.  I usually just unpublish and really disappear on my sabbaticals.
    
    An instructive thread on the subject, finally.   
    
    *downloads the form*
    
    brilliant work, you guyz.  hahaha

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    wannabwesternposted 16 years ago

    Now you need to turn this into an actual hub with the pic/text/comment format. The photo? A burning bridge, of course.

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       Mrvoodooposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Good idea, I'm pretty drunk right now, but should I wake up tomorrow, consider it done.

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    Marisa Wrightposted 16 years ago

    Love the form - says it in a nutshell!  I think wannabwestern has a good idea there - make it a Hub so it doesn't get lost!

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    earnestshubposted 16 years ago

    Maddie how could you? I had never seen solid evidence of your bullying before, but the look on the tortoise's face says it all.

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       darksideposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Tortoise?
       
       That's the Unimpressed Turtle!

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          earnestshubposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          You are right, that be one unimpressed turtle!Maddie will have to be more aware of her image in future, photographic evidence like this could be used in court! That will soon pull her in to line.

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             Eric Graudinsposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             With shoes like that, no court would ever convict her.

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                earnestshubposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                That cracked me up! I just scrolled up to the footwear!

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          Mrvoodooposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          lol, now it's me that's laughing hard.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 16 years ago

    I think the Lemmings were the people next door.  The dad's name was Simon and you could hear him telling his family, "Simon says"......

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    Tom Cornettposted 16 years ago

    Ah...I have stumbled upon the star belly sneeches! 

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       Mrvoodooposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Oh contraire, Sylvester McMonkey McBean.

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          Tom Cornettposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          How much for a star...Chippy?

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             Mrvoodooposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             I thought you already had yours.

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                Tom Cornettposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                Nope....just waiting for change. 

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                   Mrvoodooposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                   Then $3 to you and not a cent more.

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                      Tom Cornettposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                      Cool...I could use 3 bucks! 

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    Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

    Love it Mr. Voodoo Love it! and yea sadly more ppl are leaving us

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       Sa Toyaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       it's tres funny....I hate seeing people leave when I've only just started.

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          Crazdwriterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          yea it does suck...but don't worry a few go but a lot stay

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       Mrvoodooposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       So I've noticed, I thought perhaps it was time to resurrect the form.
       
       Off out for beer now, Merry Christmas to all.

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          Daniel Carterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Loved the form. Good laugh.
          
          Beery Christmas, V!
          

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          Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          so i logged on, and saw this. imagine my surprise when i saw the title. have a beer for me too mr.v!!! this was so funny to read from the begining.
          merry xmas 

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             bloodnlatexposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Merry Christmas everyone!

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             Mrvoodooposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             
             
             I certainly did have a beer for you, and another for all the hubbers.
             
             Merry Christmas.

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                Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                look, you got over 200 followers now!!!    congrats.

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    docrehabposted 15 years ago

    Ciao...Ciao...

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    athulnairposted 15 years ago

    merry Christmas..

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       nyliramposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Same to you Athulnair. Looks warm where you are too.

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

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       Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       ha ha....where does everybody get these?

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          bloodnlatexposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I have no idea.  I don't even know where to get a simple smiley face!  I guess I just suck when it comes to that....

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             Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             simple smiley you type.   :  )  with no space   check formatting tips
             or are you pulling my leg?

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    GeneriqueMediaposted 15 years ago

    Good form ol'chap!
    
    Don't forget to file it with the TPS report, stamped in triplicate, and delivered notarized to Maddie.

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