Two guys one thick one bright. Thick can't get a lady friend, so Bright one says.
Watch this, Goes over, to two young ladies, says to one
Your fathers a thief., Angrily she glares next sentence, He has taken the Stars from the Sky and put them in your eyes. She glows.
Then even worse your fathers a thief again to the second, cringe this lady has really pronounced lips.
Again a glare, Then he has taken the roses from my garden and placed them on your lips.Again a smile from ear to ear.
The thick guy finally decides I can do this.
Walks to the lady with the pronounced lips, and says your father is a thief, she says What, and he retorts, He has taken the tyres off my tractor and put them on your lips......Not the way to go.