Jokes Hubs

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   darksideposted 16 years ago

   If you made a hub for the recent challenge for the HubLove competition (the one with the tag JOKES) please post it here!
   
   I want to read them! I want to be entertained! I want to laugh!

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   Whitney05posted 16 years ago

   Will this not be considered as promoting oneself by posting links for your own hubs? Or is it different because you're asking?
   
   I just want to make sure before I post my hubs.

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      darksideposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      It's the hubbers hangout and I'm asking my fellow hubbers to post links to their brand new hubs so I highly doubt that Hub HQ will have any issue with the thread or appropriate responses.
      
      So post 'em! If you want. And throw in a URL tracker if you feel like it too.

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         Jason Menayanposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         No problem at all. Post away!

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   gamergirlposted 16 years ago

   You asked for it...  here it is, The Rant

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      darksideposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Miss South Carolina. Sheesh, it's a wonder that girl can breathe on her own.
      
      Not sure why blondes get a ribbing. Must be tall poppy syndrome.
      
      Or sexy poppy syndrome.

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   Whitney05posted 16 years ago

   Just wanted to make sure... Hopefully, you'll find something here to laugh about. My favorites were the Eddie Izzard videos.
   
   Jokes:
   Funny College Jokes
   Funny Office Humor
   Funny Blonde Jokes
   Pretty Funny Jokes
   More Funny Jokes
   
   Pranks:
   Best Senior Pranks- Highschool Pranks
   How to Pull Off a Good Prank Phone Call
   
   Comedians/Funny People:
   The Great Kevin Smith
   Eddie Izzard: Executive Transvestite

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      darksideposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      All very good. Really loved the Kevin Smith hub.
      
      I posted that at a friends Myspace page. He's a big fan too.
      
      I'm coming back tomorrow to continue on where I left off.

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   Patty Inglish, MSposted 16 years ago

   OK, since I get to laugh, too, by reading all  the others LOL
   
   http://hubpages.com/hub/Parodies-are-Good-Jokes
   http://hubpages.com/hub/Jokes-Red-Skelton
   http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Jokester-St … Jack-Benny

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   Stacie Naczelnikposted 16 years ago

   Excellent request:
   
   Five Harmless Practical Jokes:
   http://hubpages.com/hub/Five-Harmless-Practical-Jokes
   
   Five Messy Practical Jokes:
   http://hubpages.com/hub/Five-Messy-Practical-Jokes
   
   Mean Practical Jokes:
   http://hubpages.com/hub/Mean-Practical-Jokes
   
   Practical Jokes Gone Wrong:
   http://hubpages.com/hub/Practical-Jokes-Gone-Wrong
   
   Great Bar Jokes:
   http://hubpages.com/hub/Great-Bar-Jokes
   
   How to be a Joker:
   http://hubpages.com/hub/How-to-be-a-Joker
   
   Make Your Own Fortunes for Fortune Cookies:
   http://hubpages.com/hub/Make-Your-Own-F … ne-Cookies
   
   Practical Jokes TV Shows from the U.S.:
   http://hubpages.com/hub/Practical-Jokes … ted-States
   
   Dirty FCCing Jokes
   http://hubpages.com/hub/Dirty-FCCing-Jokes

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   gamergirlposted 16 years ago

   Were these all written for Hublove??
   
   MAN I need to get busy!!
   
   *goes back to hubbing*

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   kpfingazposted 16 years ago

   Good idea darkside.

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   ysdataposted 16 years ago

   http://hubpages.com/_ysdata/hub/yomamajokes

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    MM Del Rosarioposted 16 years ago

    Read my jokes too...
    
    http://hubpages.com/hub/favourite-jokes

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    crashcromwellposted 15 years ago

    This wasn't in the contest, but it seemed a good place to share this joke a friend just sent me.
    
    
    
    The Good Husband
    
    Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like   alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
    
    Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with li ttle h earts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'
    
    
    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son, what happened last night?'
    'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'
    
    His son replies, 'Oh THAT...Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'
    
    Broken Coffee Table $239.99
    Hot Breakfast $4.20
    Two Aspirins $.38
    
    Saying the right thing, at the right time;
    
    PRICELESS

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    jimmythejockposted 15 years ago

    Why Did the chicken cross the road, this is the hub I wrote for the contest. Enjoy....jimmy
    http://hubpages.com/hub/Why-Did-the-Chi … s-The-Road

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    B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years ago

    Pretty much all of my hubs are jokes. Have a look if you like. http://hubpages.com/profile/B.T.+Evilpants

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    funrideposted 15 years ago

    Unfortunately I have not made my "Funny Stories About..." in time to participate in the hublove contest but I´ll leave then as well:
    
    Funny stories about politicians
    http://hubpages.com/_funride/hub/about-funny-stories
    
    Funny stories about lawyers
    http://hubpages.com/_funride/hub/about-funny-stories-1
    
    Funny stories about computers
    http://hubpages.com/_funride/hub/about-funny-stories-2
    
    Funny stories about couples
    http://hubpages.com/_funride/hub/about-funny-stories-4
    
    Funny stories about couples (continuation)
    http://hubpages.com/_funride/hub/about-funny-stories-5
    
    
    
    Have fun!

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