Jokes Hubs

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  1. darkside profile image80
    darksideposted 10 years ago

    If you made a hub for the recent challenge for the HubLove competition (the one with the tag JOKES) please post it here!

    I want to read them! I want to be entertained! I want to laugh!

  2. Whitney05 profile image84
    Whitney05posted 10 years ago

    Will this not be considered as promoting oneself by posting links for your own hubs? Or is it different because you're asking?

    I just want to make sure before I post my hubs.

    1. darkside profile image80
      darksideposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      It's the hubbers hangout and I'm asking my fellow hubbers to post links to their brand new hubs so I highly doubt that Hub HQ will have any issue with the thread or appropriate responses. smile

      So post 'em! If you want. And throw in a URL tracker if you feel like it too.

      1. Jason Menayan profile image60
        Jason Menayanposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        No problem at all. Post away! smile

  3. gamergirl profile image59
    gamergirlposted 10 years ago

    You asked for it...  here it is, The Rant

    1. darkside profile image80
      darksideposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Miss South Carolina. Sheesh, it's a wonder that girl can breathe on her own.

      Not sure why blondes get a ribbing. Must be tall poppy syndrome.

      Or sexy poppy syndrome.

  4. Whitney05 profile image84
    Whitney05posted 10 years ago

    Just wanted to make sure... Hopefully, you'll find something here to laugh about. My favorites were the Eddie Izzard videos.

    Jokes:
    Funny College Jokes
    Funny Office Humor
    Funny Blonde Jokes
    Pretty Funny Jokes
    More Funny Jokes

    Pranks:
    Best Senior Pranks- Highschool Pranks
    How to Pull Off a Good Prank Phone Call

    Comedians/Funny People:
    The Great Kevin Smith
    Eddie Izzard: Executive Transvestite

    1. darkside profile image80
      darksideposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      All very good. Really loved the Kevin Smith hub.

      I posted that at a friends Myspace page. He's a big fan too.

      I'm coming back tomorrow to continue on where I left off.

  5. Patty Inglish, MS profile image93
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 10 years ago
  6. Stacie Naczelnik profile image73
    Stacie Naczelnikposted 10 years ago
  7. gamergirl profile image59
    gamergirlposted 10 years ago

    Were these all written for Hublove??

    MAN I need to get busy!!

    *goes back to hubbing*

  8. kpfingaz profile image76
    kpfingazposted 10 years ago

    Good idea darkside.

  9. profile image0
    ysdataposted 10 years ago
  10. MM Del Rosario profile image87
    MM Del Rosarioposted 10 years ago
  11. crashcromwell profile image74
    crashcromwellposted 9 years ago

    This wasn't in the contest, but it seemed a good place to share this joke a friend just sent me.



    The Good Husband

    Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like   alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.

    Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with li ttle h earts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'


    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son, what happened last night?'
    'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

    His son replies, 'Oh THAT...Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'

    Broken Coffee Table $239.99
    Hot Breakfast $4.20
    Two Aspirins $.38

    Saying the right thing, at the right time;

    PRICELESS

  12. jimmythejock profile image88
    jimmythejockposted 9 years ago

    Why Did the chicken cross the road, this is the hub I wrote for the contest. Enjoy....jimmy
    http://hubpages.com/hub/Why-Did-the-Chi … s-The-Road

  13. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 9 years ago

    Pretty much all of my hubs are jokes. Have a look if you like. http://hubpages.com/profile/B.T.+Evilpants

  14. funride profile image75
    funrideposted 9 years ago

    Unfortunately I have not made my "Funny Stories About..." in time to participate in the hublove contest but I´ll leave then as well:

    Funny stories about politicians
    http://hubpages.com/_funride/hub/about-funny-stories

    Funny stories about lawyers
    http://hubpages.com/_funride/hub/about-funny-stories-1

    Funny stories about computers
    http://hubpages.com/_funride/hub/about-funny-stories-2

    Funny stories about couples
    http://hubpages.com/_funride/hub/about-funny-stories-4

    Funny stories about couples (continuation)
    http://hubpages.com/_funride/hub/about-funny-stories-5



    Have fun! wink

 
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